bcmark

I shouldn't post when I'm at work, because inevitably someone does something stupid here and it makes me angry and I have to talk about it because I'm the only one working right now and need to vent.

This cute girl came in here a few days ago asking if she could do a photo shoot on the premises, which is not unusual because the...
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Check me out, I'm updating! Just got back from a week long trip to California that I am retroactively dubbing "Mark Goes to California: Watch Out, Ladies!"

- I almost got into a fistfight with three teenagers outside of a demolition derby

- I got kissed by two cute goths while hanging out on a curb on Hollywood Blvd, wishing my body would process all...
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Having a good summer. How about you?

Apparently the people of the future are going to sail through the Cosmos using sunlight and outer space laser beams. And while that sounds like some kind of crazy hippie, new age-inspired, flying-through-the-Andes-mountain-range-on-the-back-of-a-computer-generated-dolphin-with-Yanni fantasy shit, I ain't makin it up. Not according to my main niggas at the Planetary Society, anyway.

Also: here's to hoping that nobody important notices that my SG account...
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It's a beautiful near-summer day, and I find myself, as always, buried underneath mountains of homework.

I totally want to go out in the yard and play with GI-Joes right now. Or build a cardboard fort. Or jump on a trampoline.

I've been listening to Turbonegro and making super retarded graphics in Photoshop instead of studying for my Physics midterm:

- Gay
- Gay
- Gay
- Gay
- Gay
- Gay, but for a friend

- Bonus song a friend and I made years ago, which is also pretty creepy

Today the bus smelled like cum on a hot bacon sandwich. I know that sounds very specific, but you have to realize that I had at least 10 minutes of travel from my house to downtown to figure it out. And there was very little else I COULD think about.

The only thing more gay than me keeping a journal on a porn site is you reading it.

Ha! GAYBO!!!!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, PANSY! I JUST CALLED YOU A GODDAMN GAYBO!



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So, yeah. Busy as hell. The party was fun. Nice to see everybody again. In case you give a shit.


Heart,
Me

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys! I really appreciate it.

At the last second, it looked like half of my friends were going to flake out, so we moved the party to Montage, which if you've never been there before is some weird cross between pseudo-Cajun food, sit-across-from-people-you-don't-know European style seating, and too-fucking-cool-for-you vibes. Fortunately, almost everybody UNFLAKED at the last LAST second and showed...
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Okay, since at some point I'm going to have to finalize plans for b-day action, this is what I'm thinking:

My 26th birthday
March 19, 2003 (Wednesday)
Cal-Sports
1033 NW 16th
8 or 9 PM ish

I'll nail down the time as I figure out friends' schedules. But if you want to show up, that's where I think we'll be (unless plans change, in which...
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