just got back from vegas. some old friends got married at an elvis chapel. about 50 of us partied our asses off at the mgm grand.
spent all of last night hanging out at studio 54. pretended to be the bodyguard for this girl who looks kinda like britney spears. people kept walking by and asking each other "is that britney spears?" must get kind of annoying for that to happen everywhere you go.
a couple of times i got to intimidate everybody in the girl's bathroom line so she could skip it and go straight in, and i guarded the door with arms folded across chest. the girls in line didn't get mad, they just wondered who the famous person in the bathroom was. i also took over the elevator a few times. the entire place bought the bodyguard bit. too much fun.
olivia helped me pick out this sweet black zoot suit with red pinstripes, worn with shiny black polyester shirt and red tie. spectacular spectacular. blew my friends' minds- none of them have ever seen me dressed up before. multiple rfbs approached to tell me that i am the white suge knight. got so much respect, i think i need to start dressing fancy all the time.
ps: i need another excuse to wear the suit, this time in sf.
spent all of last night hanging out at studio 54. pretended to be the bodyguard for this girl who looks kinda like britney spears. people kept walking by and asking each other "is that britney spears?" must get kind of annoying for that to happen everywhere you go.
a couple of times i got to intimidate everybody in the girl's bathroom line so she could skip it and go straight in, and i guarded the door with arms folded across chest. the girls in line didn't get mad, they just wondered who the famous person in the bathroom was. i also took over the elevator a few times. the entire place bought the bodyguard bit. too much fun.
olivia helped me pick out this sweet black zoot suit with red pinstripes, worn with shiny black polyester shirt and red tie. spectacular spectacular. blew my friends' minds- none of them have ever seen me dressed up before. multiple rfbs approached to tell me that i am the white suge knight. got so much respect, i think i need to start dressing fancy all the time.
ps: i need another excuse to wear the suit, this time in sf.
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aarong:
Yea dude, JPEGS!!!
fixer:
I've always loved going out in my zoot suit. did you get it at that place on Mission? one of these days, we must do Vegas together, but as mob heavies instead of bodyguards...