Okay... okay, I know I have been slacking seriously lately but I do promise to try harder... harder, hehe.
I posted some more pictures of our date night 2 weeks ago... this time we had some bath time fun... wink~wink.
So my kiddos start school on Thursday... Can I get a Whoop~Whoop? I am so fucking excited... Can you tell? So anyways we went to Dallas last weekend to do some last minute school shopping and my hunny and I got to have a date night OUTSIDE of the house.
A sex shop, margaritas, blackberry wine, strip clubs, greek food, belly dancers, foreplay on I-30 at 65mph at 1am (Thankfully, I am used to distraction from driving with screaming fighting kids so I didn't wreck)and amazing mind blowing sex... all in one night! I really enjoyed the strip club but I am at a loss with the amount of women who think GIGANTIC fake books are attractive. I also saw some of the most horrendous boob jobs... crooked nipples, lopsided boobs and scars. I saw one girl no older than 20 that was like a size 2 with maybe DDD and my first thought was..."I bet she doesn't have to wear a life jacket while boating". The sex shop was so much fun... I definitely need to buy some toys... I did buy some Oralicious lube in fun flavors like banana split, wild cherry and strawberry. The banana split is YUMMY!
So, things are good on the homefront... damn good. I will try like hell to keep my blog going... I guess with my evil minions off to school during the day I may have some more time on my hands... except for maybe the first couple of weeks when I do nothing but sleep and have sex with my husband in every room of the house during his lunch breaks. Rawr.
I posted some more pictures of our date night 2 weeks ago... this time we had some bath time fun... wink~wink.
So my kiddos start school on Thursday... Can I get a Whoop~Whoop? I am so fucking excited... Can you tell? So anyways we went to Dallas last weekend to do some last minute school shopping and my hunny and I got to have a date night OUTSIDE of the house.
A sex shop, margaritas, blackberry wine, strip clubs, greek food, belly dancers, foreplay on I-30 at 65mph at 1am (Thankfully, I am used to distraction from driving with screaming fighting kids so I didn't wreck)and amazing mind blowing sex... all in one night! I really enjoyed the strip club but I am at a loss with the amount of women who think GIGANTIC fake books are attractive. I also saw some of the most horrendous boob jobs... crooked nipples, lopsided boobs and scars. I saw one girl no older than 20 that was like a size 2 with maybe DDD and my first thought was..."I bet she doesn't have to wear a life jacket while boating". The sex shop was so much fun... I definitely need to buy some toys... I did buy some Oralicious lube in fun flavors like banana split, wild cherry and strawberry. The banana split is YUMMY!
So, things are good on the homefront... damn good. I will try like hell to keep my blog going... I guess with my evil minions off to school during the day I may have some more time on my hands... except for maybe the first couple of weeks when I do nothing but sleep and have sex with my husband in every room of the house during his lunch breaks. Rawr.
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batteredrose:
Charissa... I had already planned that 
higgs_boson:
Oh. Most excellent!