So every 6 months or so we meet my in-laws on the Arkansas/Oklahoma border in my hubby's hometown. I love going and visiting my hubby's crazy extended family which always makes me feel a little better about my own deviant relations. I also love that there is every kind of Asian food in this town... Yes, I know I said it was on the Arkansas/Oklahoma border... We had some FUCKING amazing Thai food... So we go to this little hole in the wall place that honestly most people would avoid. Inside looks like an old gas station with shitty tables and fancy tableware. The smell was amazing, the taste was even better...Huge servings for low pricing... Thai is by far my favorite Asian food and the one style which our little college town sadly lacks and this place rocks socks.
My mom-in-law then uses any excuse for us to hop across the border to go to the Choctaw Casino to celebrate something... Usually the excuse is my birthday, but since it isn't for another two months this time she used my 15lb weight loss as the excuse. We had a blast and came out together with more than we went in with... We each walked in with $85. We left 4 hours later, me with $81 and mom-in-law with $400. Overall we did pretty well considering the last time we went gambling we hit the ATM machine 3 times. As a rule I never spend my own money. MIL usually floats the costs... For my birthday I get $200 to spend at the casino... Yes, it has to be at the casino... I tried just taking the cash once and she pinched me. She pinches damn hard. So I take the money and since I technically never had it anyways I take risks I never would if it was my own cash. The cool thing is if I do win (once I came home with $1400) I get to keep all my winnings. How kick ass is that?
The only bad thing about this weekend was the fact that my honey and I had to share a room with our children... so no sex, oral or otherwise was had for TWO WHOLE DAYS! It was tough but we managed to survive. Also, my MIL has no notion of dieting... She actually bought doughnuts...Irish made, melty goodness doughnuts. Needless to say, I did a little extra at the gym today. Gah, I am beat. Thanks for taking the time to read my rambling thoughts on this weekend... now off to make dinner for my evil minions.
My mom-in-law then uses any excuse for us to hop across the border to go to the Choctaw Casino to celebrate something... Usually the excuse is my birthday, but since it isn't for another two months this time she used my 15lb weight loss as the excuse. We had a blast and came out together with more than we went in with... We each walked in with $85. We left 4 hours later, me with $81 and mom-in-law with $400. Overall we did pretty well considering the last time we went gambling we hit the ATM machine 3 times. As a rule I never spend my own money. MIL usually floats the costs... For my birthday I get $200 to spend at the casino... Yes, it has to be at the casino... I tried just taking the cash once and she pinched me. She pinches damn hard. So I take the money and since I technically never had it anyways I take risks I never would if it was my own cash. The cool thing is if I do win (once I came home with $1400) I get to keep all my winnings. How kick ass is that?
The only bad thing about this weekend was the fact that my honey and I had to share a room with our children... so no sex, oral or otherwise was had for TWO WHOLE DAYS! It was tough but we managed to survive. Also, my MIL has no notion of dieting... She actually bought doughnuts...Irish made, melty goodness doughnuts. Needless to say, I did a little extra at the gym today. Gah, I am beat. Thanks for taking the time to read my rambling thoughts on this weekend... now off to make dinner for my evil minions.
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@Charissa... good to hear. I hate when people I like have to deal with assholes.