Ok ok ok...I'll translate the emoti-speak. I have a cold and feel like shit. Nothing bad...just that all over crappy feeling along with gallons of green gooey snot flowing freely from my nose. I was talking to a co-worker today and I felt a sneeze coming on so I turned my head. I sneezed and blew snot all over my monitor's screen. I thought she was going to vomit right there. Ever read that story by King about the pie eating contest and the chain reaction vomiting? I thought it was going to be just like that.
So...how was your day?
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shmidol:
ahhh, I'm sorry you are sick! Get better...NOW! I FUCKING MEAN IT!!!!! And If I had been the one to see you blow snot all over your monitor...I would most definately have puked. for real. I have a weak stomach. Anyway...I hope you feel better!
evilwillow:
yes, it's real, mother fucker!