bastardo's SuicideGirls Blog

SO YOU WANNA BE A BASTARD, EH? EH? EH?

JOIN NOW!!!!!!

CLAN OF THE BASTARDS!!!
With me! THEIRISHBASTARD! AND MY COHORTS!!!

WORDY BASTARD

TRIPPY BASTARD

Do you have what it takes? Well, do ya?

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mistersatan:

Aw, how cute.

Apr 10, 2005

mistersatan:

Maybe.

Apr 10, 2005

So hey kids, welcome a new freend to my ever expanding army of internet freends. Hey doll!

Anyway, I've felt for awhile that you lovely peeps weren't getting the best idea of my overall personality. Not thru any fault of yours of course, just my crap writing ability. My friend had a grand suggestion. Get a digital voice recorder and record my rambling monlogues when...
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flotsomandjetsom:

TheIrishBastard said onApril 07, 2005 07:41 AMDELETE To dream THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!!

While we are making wishlists, I would love a pony.

Would you like that in a can?

Apr 7, 2005

xip:

1, Trippy Bastard is such a great nickname I'm thinking of having my name legally changed. You know what's a good way to get fucked up without wasting your money on silly chemical tablets? NOT SLEEPING. Yep. Guaranteed to make your brain hemorrhage and pool blood in the back of your skull resulting in hallucinations and delirium. I'm trying that out right now. It fits like a glove. A flickering tight glove made of pale blue PVC wrapped in blinking Christmas lights.

2, I really like your user icon. I don't know if it's new, but it definitely makes me laugh, and laughter turns me on.

3, I see Brandy. Which is a feat. But I overcame. FOR YOU!

One of my friends got incredibly hammered tonight and told me that he wants to find a girl just like me for himself, and that he wished the night he'd first met me (at a party last year) he had hooked up with me instead of being cock-blocked by my current beau. I thought it was kinda sweet.

Then again in his condition, he probably would've made blurry-eyed love to a lamp shade.
xip

Apr 8, 2005

Hey kids, just a quickie update:

1) I made some moola this past week
2) I have a poker game to "invest" it in tomorrow.
3) The fucking Sox lost to the FUCKING SKANKEES!!! ARRRRRRGH!!
4) I love cheese.

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smuffy:

gambling is not an investment!

Apr 6, 2005

smuffy:

all gamblers think they're good.

I was with an asian guy and asian people love to gamble.

they were also always broke because of it.

but who knows. you might have exceptional luck.

Apr 6, 2005

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marsmars:

I thought I was your new hotness...

-L

Apr 3, 2005

misstyrios:

Oh man, you get to go to opening day at Fenway? My family has season tickets on the 3rd base line, but we only have the night game package, so we don't get opening day. My dad has connections to some of the MLB higher-ups, which allowed me to be at Game 4 of the ALCS (right where Ortiz hit the home run!) and the first 2 games of the World Series. So that was pretty awesome.

Certainly would have been nice to win the season opener, but...they outpitched us, pure and simple. We would have had a much better shot with Schilling on the mound, but I'm willing to endure it as long as he gets healthy for the rest of the season.

Apr 4, 2005

So anyway, thanks be to my lovely internet freends for commenting on the uninspired journal entry of yorn. You kids are class acts, CLASS ACTS!

Are you down with T I B? Yah you know me!
Werd.

Today is the day, today is the day that I turn in my old and busted car for the new hotness that is a '05 Nissan Altima.
Old...
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tarnish:

thanks so much for voting for me! I really appreciate it, and due to awesome folks like you, I won! woohoo!

Mar 31, 2005

jule:

Oooo! A new car!? Nice, I've been thinking about trading mine in but my lease isn't up yet and I owe more than it is worth now. Funny how that works out. What color are you getting?

Mar 31, 2005

ugh. will chat l8r.

marsmars:

Like... teh now?

-L

Mar 30, 2005

xip:

I get into those moods too. Today a friend of mine that I was respectively disagreeing with told me to shut the fuck up. Maybe I'm a stranger to modern times, but I thought that nowadays when you're conversing with a friend, even if it gets heated and there's a disagreement, you don't go telling them to shut the fuck up like they're some worthless retard. That's just fucking courtesy to humanity, ya dig?
xip

Mar 30, 2005

I have no testimonials by anyone. I am a load of suck.

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xip:

I only realized what testimonials WERE like 2 days ago. And I'm one of the GIRLS for chrissakes.
xip

Mar 24, 2005

xip:

It is SO hard to find beans in Tally. SO FUCKING HARD. Coke and weed, however... that shit rains.
xip

Mar 24, 2005

I loathe the creepy old guy at the gym who watches me while I work out. Gross. My hotness can not be denied obviously.

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minibeanie:

Ummm, I didnt realize I looked like a creepy old guy....perhaps I should work out more.....

Mar 21, 2005

xip:

The saliva/salvia thing was a constant theme in all my journal responses!

Does the same creepy old guy go to YOUR gym too? I thought it was just me, phew.
xip

Mar 21, 2005

So it looks like I have a new friend. YEA! I always applaud women who take their clothes off, I feel it is part of the natural order of things.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEe

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minibeanie:

Who doesnt applaud woman that take their clothes off......

Mar 18, 2005