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Wow, I was thinkin, "Ya, it's over!"... No... no it wasn't. The lady needs to focus on school, which she decided had to be made know in the middle of my 13 hour shift, awesome. Finish the shift, go to bar for 2 drinks, ride home and the officer that tossed me in the tank is in front of my house. Gave me a ticket...
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Fired from a headshop for being more than 10 min late 3 times in 3 months... I'm still confused by that. Getting thrown in the drunktank for walking through a parking lot with a buddy holding an open container, even more awesome! Realizing it might be because there were 5 cops standing around and 5 tallcans on the ground infront of them makes it even...
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It's weird how out of the middle of nowhere a song you haven't heard in like 3 years just pops into your head and won't go away. It's always more awesome when no one even has that song anymore and the only version you can find is a badly edited home music video on youtube which ends up ultimately ruining the song for you. I...
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This one time I got kinda drunk at the ArnoCorps show, and Will thought it was a good idea to go to The Redroom. As I turned to get off of the stool I got my foot caught in the stool and fell on the floor and got kicked out. I knew Ida didn't like me. Didn't even say, are you ok? just, k, time...
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HA! Screw you evil reactivation Page! I win!
but really, seriously, the reactivation page sucks, who wrote the fucking code for that shit. If you misspell anything it just refreshes, doesn't tell you whats wrong, just keeps refreshing... What the Fuck!?

Lets see, friend drama, ex drama, other ex drama, work drama, other work drama..... No wonder I spend all my time at the Jury Room, there's no fucking drama. Is there a state or country that has outlawed drama that I can move to? Are dive bars the last salvation?
On a good note, the lady I've been seeing is anti drama. It's rad! Maybe...
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Ok. so there was a point in time when the Set of the day had girls that were more than 120 lbs... right? I'm not crazy am I?

Weeee! So I lit my self on fire today.. not really, it's been atleast 2 weeks since I did that, which sucked. Don't get drunk in the middle of the day, then go get coffee with Sara Doll. She won't tell you you're burning a hole in you pants with your cigarette. Have a new lady, sorta, she's rad. Been workin like crazy, but now...
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Jesus fucking Crist, I'm on a roll this month. Off work, straight to Asti at 11:30, 12:20 move to Jury Room, drink till 2 am, get breakfast, go back to Jury Room at 6 am, drink until about 1pm. Go to the park and have a breakdown. Rad.

Saturday, 6 o clock, Show up at The Jury Room. Stay at Jury drinking PBR and Whiskey until 4 am. Go to bartender's (Brian Carey) house and drink PBR and Tequila until 10 am-ish. Nap until 1:30 on very comfy couch. Get up, go get coffee. Come home and shower. Go to work in 15 min. It's been a long night.