bastardgod

It's been almost a year and I haven't posted a dam thing... awesome.
<=== Slacker, but I'm ok with that.


Uh, lets see. Shit's been good.

Still in the same house because the dude that owns it is too drunk and useless to sell it and doesn't mind renting it to me for super cheap. Waiting to see if he wants to sell it to...
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Woho!

Birthday was on Sat April 9th, It was awesome!

Got pretty trashed.... for 3 days. Thursday night to Sunday morning. Some how didn't make it home, at all for those 3 days, but it was awesome except for the locking myself out of my car on Thursday. Went to sleep in the car because I don't drive after 2 drinks, and I had way...
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I do not like being on the verge of homeless. and it's not even because i lost my job or anything, i just need to move and can't find anything. Lame!

I is back.
And so is Weso... bitches.

Anyone of you bored and awake at 6am on a Tuesday should head down to The Jury Room and come watch me get you drunk. It's better than infomercials.

SGSC, you crazy kids, we should have a meet or somethan soon, it might be fun....

k, now I try to sleep....

It's over, finally.

Why do drunk people do things like fall off of porches 8 feet high up? Don't girl and boys know this causes stress for their girl or boy? or their family?
Lesson of the month, don't get hammered and hangout on a porch when barely able to walk, you might fall off and put your loved ones through a bunch of stress......
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Dear Photoshop,
You still suck, and I still hate you, go die. While you're at it, take Insecurity with you. Pull a Groundhog's Day and drive off a cliff in a beat ass old Ford pickup like Bill Murray. Oh wait, no, even better, hangout in a bad horror movie, one of you can get killed by a band saw in an old shed that...
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, a couple friends, 2 large fresh tasty Deep Dish Pizzas, A bunch of hot wings, Whiskey and smokes... all in the comfort of my favorite cozy divebar.

Tonight shall be good.

Alright, this just sucks.

Ladies, lets say you love a guy and been with him for awhile, meaning like 5 years, but things aren't working out because he's havin a bad moment in his life, problems with work, or maybe loosing work, family shit other crap that sucks and can put a strain on a relationship. Lets say it gets bad enough you're done with...
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Dear PhotoShop,
I hate you. You make photos look all flat and colors bland. You smear images and often completely destroy the natural shadows that accentuate the sexy hips or other curves of a lady in the photo you are manipulating. You are often hangin around in situations when you shouldn't even be there. You encourage photo editors and models to cover up minor blemishes...
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This shitty month is almost over! This really has been a fucking shitty month. Next month however, should be awesome. Might get a new job paying almost twice as much, and moving into a place that costs less than half what I pay now.

Right now I'm stuck in a 100 year old Victorian in the shitty part of town for 700 a month, which...
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Wow, I was thinkin, "Ya, it's over!"... No... no it wasn't. The lady needs to focus on school, which she decided had to be made know in the middle of my 13 hour shift, awesome. Finish the shift, go to bar for 2 drinks, ride home and the officer that tossed me in the tank is in front of my house. Gave me a ticket...
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Fired from a headshop for being more than 10 min late 3 times in 3 months... I'm still confused by that. Getting thrown in the drunktank for walking through a parking lot with a buddy holding an open container, even more awesome! Realizing it might be because there were 5 cops standing around and 5 tallcans on the ground infront of them makes it even...
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