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"It must be true if machines say it."
--Maria Irene Fornes


(That's for a certain someone...you know who you are, dorkface sexxxhoneypot.)

Wow, I have way too much fun with the English language...off to the 'rents. So long, suckers!

French toast rocks my balls. Like a sledgehammer.

For some reason, Kathy is no longer a member of the Gossip. She will be missed.

Ill be at my moms for the rest of the week. I might update, I might not. Who knows? Im sure Ill be hitting UTKs library for half the week to do research, but dont look for me there, Knoxville kids....
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I spent all day yesterday looking at pictures of aborted fetuses on a pro-life website as research for an art project. And lemme tell you, I love being bombarded by ideology while looking at medical photos. But who says that a fetus, or child, has the right to live? Banning abortion would be like making public transit illegal because buses occasionally hit people. Something like...
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Wow, I am such an embarrassment when I'm drunk...



So I got drug to this bar last night which was yuppie-fucking-central. A horrible "blues" band was playing. Yes, because middle aged fat white guys from Brentwood who are probably computer programmers or real estate agents or whatever during the daylight hours totally know ALL ABOUT the blues, especially when they own all of Eric Clapton's...
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YAY! MY FIRST DRUNKEN UPDATE!

I am currently drunk, and I smell like cigarette smoke from being in a shitty bar. Yay me. (And thank God for fake engagement rings, or I probably would've been hit on).

CLAM took pictures of me before I left the apartment (oh my god, Baise wore makeup!), but she hasn't sent them to me yet. I'll post them ASAIGT....
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When you find the one you want
You summon them in, you blush, you flaunt
Such consummate lips betray your thoughts
To so gaily inspire a lark

You say this is a game so take your place
Then you set the mask upon your face
My silhouette in the air you trace
And the dagger performs with a start

This is the way we represent...
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SLEATER-KINNEY IS GOING TO BE ON AIR AMERICA RADIO TOMORROW!

Unfiltered with Chuck D and Rachel Maddow
9 AM to Noon EST

Unfortunately I have a meeting with a prof at 10 (that's 11 to those of you in eastern time), so there's a good chance I'll miss it. Thank god they archive that shit.

God bless Al Franken and crew.

It's amazing what two really good nights of sleep in a row will do for you.

I feel like I could take over the world.

I'm not doing any homework today, am I? Thank you, Turner Classic Movies!

And why the fuck does Bush keep cutting federal relief programs, yet he continues to push for more government funds for faith-based organizations? Doesn't he know...
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I just got an e-mail from a theatre friend of mine asking me to be in some short films. Woo-hoo!

I miss being on stage, but I sure as fuck don't miss the people. Theatre people around here are so pompous and boring, it's so gross. I hope it's not so incestuous in larger cities...not to mention backstabbing. (Sorry, I'm still a bit bitter, I...
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IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snow makes D happy.

And the air is clear now.

Back to the old homework trudge...John Ruskin, yay.

[UPDATE] And if someone wants to let me in on where I can get the "Leave me alone" tampon "smiley" thing, I'd really appreciate it...it would come in handy right now.