i got this email from a freind today...i thought it was funny....
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Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and other things they find romantic.
Here's a secret ladies ... guys feel left out. That's right ... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & BJ Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory ... this holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all ... just a Steak and a BlowJob. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and other things they find romantic.
Here's a secret ladies ... guys feel left out. That's right ... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & BJ Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory ... this holiday has been created so ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all ... just a Steak and a BlowJob. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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giga_geo:
kitty and i are going to be in la for booshanky's on the 15th. soooo... maybe we could get together for sushi before the event or something. kat and i are going to be there all day so we should figure something out.
marikdfa:
That goes for you too.