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So yeah,
Had my first-ever eye exam the other day; turns out I'm super farsighted and it is probably the reason I have always been super squinty and constantly plagued by headaches. (And getting hit by cars on my bike.)So I gotz me some new glasses, yay!
I was going for a structured, masculine kind of frame, but I think I may have unconsciously ventured...
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mrcrisp:
By the time the authorities catch on, I'll have me, like, ten skin dresses.

mrcrisp:
biggrin What did I win?
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gentleman_loser:
As do I ! But I fear if I elaborate , I will ruin everything :p
mrcrisp:
I think I would make an awesome mayor, after all the experience I've had governing my huge ego. My ego and I thank you for your support.
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there's something wrong with our hearts
when they beat pure they stand apart
in the black room, the light, watch the seabird fall
real love, it finds you somewhere with your back to it.




My legs are bruised up from riding my bike, and being knocked off of it.
I wonder sometimes if there is anyone on this planet who wants to see me naked...
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mrcrisp:
My business cards read: Decadent Affairs, Hedonism Liaison.

No, I will not do your laundry. I have to do mine first. Last weekend, I found a buyer for my washer and dryer, so I unhooked everything and moved both machines out to the porch. He came over with a dolly and we rolled both machines down the stairs. There were times where the machines would tip, and I thought I was going to get squashed. All of this and when we finally got the machines to his apartment, he complained about how they looked and wasn't willing to make the effort to maneuver them into his utility closet (a task that I had done by myself earlier and would have required a modicum of effort). Two machines, that work better than they look, for $100. So I have to move them both back into my utility closet this weekend.

We found a box of gym clothes that knocked us on our asses after we opened it. I mean, we kind of had to wash it before we sent it back to his family. We also found a box of something else, but his family's never going to see it.

Dealing with death is an experience, that's for sure, but I don't envy those who deal with it on a regular basis. When my uncle worked as a detective in New York and cooperated with the transit authority, he would have to deal with those train-related deaths we talked about earlier. One of the worst, he said, was the time a woman leapt along with her two children. I think I'll be fine if I don't have to deal with death, let alone suicides, for a while.

I'll see what I can do about getting a passport. I may be able to get one by mid-April, but that's entirely up to how proactive I am. I still think it's weird that I need a passport to drive into Canada, though.
mrcrisp:
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f1ssure:
Love that third pic
mrcrisp:
Always more, more, more. Will there ever be enough vag?

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(Trick question.)

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ladyexxa:
Danny boy?
mrcrisp:
There was something in our water. We all had moustaches, even his mother. A handsome woman she was.

I'm imagining your alter-ego manifesting himself in a purely Cronenbergian manner, all ungainly facial hair, bloodied with a disgusting penis. Should he be deported, or exorcised?

I'll admit it: I look hot in a suit, sure. But suits are magical! Even the Romanian Jienko Iliescu would look dashing in one, no doubt. You, though, have a natural, unaided attractiveness. Now, if only you were in a suit. That is a dangerous, dangerous thought.
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On Valentine's day I went to the Downtown Eastside Memorial Women's March. It's a mass procession that every year trickles through the streets of Vancouver's poorest, most drug-addled neighborhood in honour of the more than 69 women, mainly low-track survival sex workers, that in the last several years have gone missing or been murdered. I'm sure many of you have heard of Robert "Willy" PIckton;...
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sitandspin:
yeah, i have you to "thank" for introducing me to pickton's story, and the victims and their families are always neglected in stories like this, i'm glad so many people are trying to change the media's legacy on stuff like this.
mrcrisp:
You know, that is kind of a weird thought, but now I want to see you with a moustache.
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1.36am
i'm hungry. i swallow into a belly
as hollow as a violin.

somewhere, there
are mountains made of leather

and right here, an origami flower you made for me. it stays
snug in my pocket; part of me, almost

like a muscle, a sinew
a part of this carcass that is folding
into itself.



in other places there are girls
round, unending, filling their...
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ladyexxa:
shwedgie,
sitandspin:
wowee! yes i'm back and it looks like just the right time!
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luella_deville:
Your new tattoo is bee-ee-a-yoo-tiful!
ladyexxa:
I have to get drunk with you, STAT.
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Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.
Leonard Cohen
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gentleman_loser:
I saw Leonard Cohen in a music store a couple of months ago!
denie:
i love your face
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vivid:
Thanks for the vote!
s_eldorado:
Cool! What kind of business?