ok - figured out why the picture didn't work: because i'm lame! i'll work that shit out eventually...
that said, i would like to take a break from blowing sunshine up your asses for a moment to hurl vitriol, and perhaps feces, in the direction of my favorite radio station. you always hurt the ones you love...
open letter to kxlu dj's
people, PLEASE, shut...
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that said, i would like to take a break from blowing sunshine up your asses for a moment to hurl vitriol, and perhaps feces, in the direction of my favorite radio station. you always hurt the ones you love...
open letter to kxlu dj's
people, PLEASE, shut...
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durruti:
Unfortunately I do not know this radio station of course,but "put a sock in it"-I like that!!! 
hotcurry:
What? No reference to your cock today? This is so unlike you...
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severus:
well, the address says this "file:///Users/jesseengel/Desktop/cavedweller2.jpg" i guess you have to upload it again into a folder here on SG, and copy the address it gets from there, then it should work... something look like it just went wrong.
i'm all righty. the japanese bathtubs sounds cool!
[Edited on Mar 18, 2005 11:12PM]
i'm all righty. the japanese bathtubs sounds cool!
[Edited on Mar 18, 2005 11:12PM]
hotcurry:
nope, still nothing.
And my ass is currently accepting applications
And my ass is currently accepting applications
well, friends, everything has SUCKED SO HARD lately that i almost completely forgot the whole point of this "three positive affirmations a day" discipline that i embarked upon so long ago. i fear i have been remiss in my duties, my darlings. you might say, in fact, that i have been naughty... apologies.
...now available for punishment.
the problem is, "i woke up breathing" and...
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the problem is, "i woke up breathing" and...
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hotcurry:
Thank you for the b-day wishes.
Wow, you sure do write a lot about your cock.
Wow, you sure do write a lot about your cock.
hotcurry:
Your CAAACK! hot. 
well dear friends, it has been some time since last we spoke. many wondrous and pungently bizarre foods have been prepared in my kitchen, many curiously awful movies rented and watched, many grand feats accomplished, and some little feats too... my DAILY JOURNAL OF AWESOME THINGS has slipped a bit in the face of all this excitement, so today i will include perhaps a few...
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earplug6947:
10 cups = 2366
or two and a third of those bottles people seem to carry a lot.
i have one, but it is the hip "prospirit" brand. the key to keeping the bottle from getting stinky: wash it every night; don't let any water rest in bottle overnight.
oooooooooo you're a Taurus too!
or two and a third of those bottles people seem to carry a lot.
i have one, but it is the hip "prospirit" brand. the key to keeping the bottle from getting stinky: wash it every night; don't let any water rest in bottle overnight.
oooooooooo you're a Taurus too!
JOURNAL OF POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT CONT'D:
1. first off, my dick is ENORMOUS again today - i think it must be hormonal or something... oh no, wait - it's beacuse i just shaved my balls! happiest two goddamn days of the quarter... of course, this is then followed by two days of itching, and then i forget about it completely for a couple of months until...
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1. first off, my dick is ENORMOUS again today - i think it must be hormonal or something... oh no, wait - it's beacuse i just shaved my balls! happiest two goddamn days of the quarter... of course, this is then followed by two days of itching, and then i forget about it completely for a couple of months until...
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vuokko:
Thanks! All is forgiven; I too have felt the urge to sell things to the Japanese at times.
That's awesome about Vermont!
That's awesome about Vermont!
micaela:
Damn, you made my day with the farting in pudding line....hehehehehehe.
I study corporate law, I'm hoping to get a master in Entertainment law...
I study corporate law, I'm hoping to get a master in Entertainment law...
TODAY'S GOOD SHIT LIST:
1. these slogans from the protest yesterday in Germany (and PROPS to Myra for being there!)
"Bush, No. 1 Terrorist."
"We don't need no cowboys."
...and my personal fav:
"We had our Hitler, now you have yours."
---that one got confiscated by the police
2. i got the mighty 220 back on the road with mine own hands - I, AM...
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1. these slogans from the protest yesterday in Germany (and PROPS to Myra for being there!)
"Bush, No. 1 Terrorist."
"We don't need no cowboys."
...and my personal fav:
"We had our Hitler, now you have yours."
---that one got confiscated by the police
2. i got the mighty 220 back on the road with mine own hands - I, AM...
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valentina:
Miss valentina will find a nice place and miss Geraldine will join her in a set as you described so perfectly 
drake:
hello 
how big do giant squid get?
how big do giant squid get?
RECENT HAPPIEST MOMENTS CONT'D:
1. had a nice long wank in honor of President's Day and my dick is HUGE right now
2. http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/
3. "Nobody loves oily Homer"
1. had a nice long wank in honor of President's Day and my dick is HUGE right now
2. http://www.strindbergandhelium.com/
3. "Nobody loves oily Homer"
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squid_vicious:
That cephalopods are taking over news story has been showing up all over the place recently. I doesn't really seemed to be based on any really good studies though. It's from an article by a 'science writer'. It makes sense though and I know that there are a lot more humboldt squid (Dosidicus gigas) off the coast of central California than there used to be.
One of those news articles inspired someone I know to make this shirt:
Get yours here.
One of those news articles inspired someone I know to make this shirt:
Get yours here.
geraldine:
Great quote!! 
What is about Presidents day that gets us all off?
What is about Presidents day that gets us all off?
TODAY'S GROOVY SHITPILE:
1. "Idylls Of The King" and "No Children" by The Mountain Goats from the album Tallahassee - i listen to one and cry, then the next and laugh - it's like therapy...
2. this website: http://www.treehugger.com/index.php
3. THIS website: http://www.not-rocket-science.com/gates.htm
love to you all, my pretties
1. "Idylls Of The King" and "No Children" by The Mountain Goats from the album Tallahassee - i listen to one and cry, then the next and laugh - it's like therapy...
2. this website: http://www.treehugger.com/index.php
3. THIS website: http://www.not-rocket-science.com/gates.htm
love to you all, my pretties
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lucylynne:
I hated the music in The Last Unicorn. It was really bad!
twwly:
I lost my finger in a kitchen accident.
TODAY'S JOURNAL OF BITCHIN STUFF
New Laughter Exercises
Visa Bill Laughter: This is brand new laughter exercises coming to Vancouver, Canada. It is about opening an envelope of Visa / Credit card bill and raising your eyebrows and ha ha ha. You can laugh at the Visa bill and show it to your fellow Laughter Club members and have a look at, their Visa bill...
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New Laughter Exercises
Visa Bill Laughter: This is brand new laughter exercises coming to Vancouver, Canada. It is about opening an envelope of Visa / Credit card bill and raising your eyebrows and ha ha ha. You can laugh at the Visa bill and show it to your fellow Laughter Club members and have a look at, their Visa bill...
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annabelle:
bwahahahha
a lil late but your comment made me laugh
i hope you have a great weekend.
xo annabelle
a lil late but your comment made me laugh
i hope you have a great weekend.
xo annabelle
d_no:
I have a Mastercard, equally hilarious?
I've aquired some groovy music from a friend too, mainly lots of old punk rock that I haven't heard for many years.
I've aquired some groovy music from a friend too, mainly lots of old punk rock that I haven't heard for many years.
good friends, you have indulged and endured my sullenness long enough. a study has just been published (i'll footnote it later...) that shows the power of positive affirmation in no uncertain terms. it followed three groups, one which was given the task of writing down the three things which royally pissed them off each day, one which wrote down three things each day that had...
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severus:
yeah ww1. i have never been able to watch war documentaries.... war really makes me ill. 
how are you, how's your day? i'm going to bed now it's already 2 a.m.
how are you, how's your day? i'm going to bed now it's already 2 a.m.
suzy_kabloozy:
BabyGiantSquid said:
"every cloud has a silver lining - make lemonade!"
LOL ... I love glib and insensitive sunshine ... and blown up my ass? Oh, you're so kinky!
It always gets better. Thanks, baby!