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Yes.... Moving is so fun... all the boxes. the phone calls. the packing and moving. If you know how to make this fun leave me a message. I'm fucking desperate here.

It's sad when you take yourself so seriously that you forget how to have fun...

Christ... I have to sing in front of people today...

$130 for my friend's towed car because I forgot to give him the parking tag... fuck... me...

"I think it's time to kill for our women, time to heal our women, be real to our women"

Trying to stay awake for my shift... Hopefully, nobody will be assaulted tonight. Then I won't have to do anything.

HOT! HOT! HOTTTTTTT!!!

Well, it's the end of the world and I'm still here. Surprise, surprise...

I guess we'll just have to see what the Mayans have to say.

Looks like some atheists cashed in!

This is a shout-out to all the ugly people.

Yes, you heard me. I ain't going to beat around the bush with terms like "facially challenged", "physically unattractive", or "unappealing". No! I'm talking about the hideous, beastly, disfigured people out there who have it nearly twice as hard in life than the next person. So much is difficult for you while for others it's so...
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