awblaze

Okay, I was going through my care package last night when I noticed some stuff that seemed a little odd. Don't get me wrong, I can use most of it, but a couple of things just seemed... weird.

Here are the contents of the package:



Okay, what am I going to do with these? I don't think they'll respond to a war zone.


I can definitely use 2 out of these 3 items. Guess which one I'll be giving away. (I'll give you a hint: I'm not gay)


And the only time my platoon likes me is when I give them food... Of course, I don't tell them I hate gold fish crackers.