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Yay! Classes are over for the semester. Woo! Only 1 more before I can graduate and then starve!

YAY!

Also, my knee hurts. Someone fix it please, thanks.
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clara:
Unrecoverable is indeed a word. See?
clara:
Good thing he's not Professor McGinbottom. If he were I'd do my best to steal him from you. And I'd win!
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I remember this one time when I was in Ohio, I asked someone what "Ohio" meant.

He said, "Damned if I know, son!" And then I asked if I could get my own "Ohio" somewhere, but he just looked at me and said, "Boy, you been sniffin' the glue?" I hadn't been. So I asked him what "the glue" was and if it was somehow...
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poophead:
i stumbled upon this and thought it was the funniest thing i have read in a long time. thanks. i sent it to a friend of mine who loved it as well. you are a talented writer and fucking hilarious. keep it up.

by the way, you have a great taste in music.
clara:
Noted. Now let's get down with Oscar Wilde!
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YAY! New pictures. Enjoy.

Also, The Master and Margarita was just as amazing the second time through. Highly recommended.
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clara:
God, I hope the local library carries that.
clara:
Yay for you knowing their real name! Latin is not the most useful language to study.
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Maybe the Earth is Flat
Listless
Giving Up the Ghost
I Do My Crosswords In Pen
The Spawning of Progression
Like Starscream
A Movie Kind of Life
Six Hundred Cubis Centimeters
As You Speak
A Lazarus Envy
clara:
I'm going to need you to clear up that bit about the tacos. Until I know otherwise I'll believe you're planning to gift me with several.
sinfulsicilian:
id surprise u love
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Matrix Revolutions = Please shoot me in the face and end this horror of cinema that has become my life let me die let me die let me die.

Worst movie ever. Honestly, I've pissed smarter cinema than this. I weep.
posh:
exactly why i will not go see it.
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YAY!!!!! My new toy came in the mail today! Check it out:

Edirol PCR-50 USB MIDI Controller

I got it for 100 bucks off list price at Musiciansfriend.com

Boss.
welntaod:
Good score! That's running neck & neck w/ a Roland Loop Station for my next musical purchase. biggrin
clara:
*smile and nod*

That's what I do when I don't know what it all means.
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fractal:
giggle...
waxangel:
allow me to offer my unsolicited opinion...

you might like !kung (also spelled tchkung)

just based on your fav bands (neurosis, tribes of neurot are spectacular)
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So, I went to Bard College's infamous drag race. Hmmmm.....

It was really weird. I had like 10 beers or so, enough to be swimming slightly inside my own head. Unfortunately, I stopped drinking as soon as I got there which was like 10ish. So, the minor drunk had going left quickly and was replaced by a slight edge and bitterness. I think, really, that...
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clara:
I think I spend a lot more time here. West Bumfuck, VA is noted in the historical registry for its total lack of diversions.
clara:
Sometimes when I update I don't see the last comment on the previous journal, which explains why I'm here a few days later to relay the following message from my spite:

"I love you too, Avenged." kiss *slap*
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clara:
Between this and finding a coupon for Goldberg's Peanut Chews I'm giddy!
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xara:
i think paul mcCartney lost the fight cos he's old. i reckon i could take him.
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Monica used to live in an abandoned house high upon the highest hill in her town. She lived there because one day her parents and brothers and sisters went out for lunch, forgetting that Monica was still playing with her dolls in the attic, without the poor little girl. Fortunately for her, as it turns out, her entire family was killed by cyborg ninja monkeys...
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joshof13thfloor:
Man, i haven't experienced anything that fucked up since smoking that fatty laced with embalming fluid.

Nice work. I liked it.
delirium_faerie:
dear god that's a long entry. i was just coming by to say, yeah people who can't figure out which spelling of a word is used where suck!

that's a crazy crazy story.