What's your name?
super cunt
Got a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
not into that.
How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters.
Still in school?
it's been 6 years since i graduated college.
Ever been abused?
in some way -we all have.
Are you on drugs?
nah. not my gig.
Do you know anyone on drugs?
yup. most of them are prescribed them and think it's perfectly legit. fuck that. it's almost worse.
Do you smoke?
i enjoy occasional marijuana usage. and the occasional clove since they are now illegal.
Do you know anyone who smokes?
i do. who doesnt?
Who do you live with?
my 2 pussies [cats]
How many kids do you want?
a lot. but not now.
Ever had something serious happen to you or a close friend?
no way- that would be like real "life" or something. scary!
Do you get along with your extended family?
i don't really know them.
Who are you closer to your mom or dad?
moms is deceased. do the math.
Are your parents married?
they were...
Favorite color?
red.
Do you have an ipod?
iphone.
Do you have a phone?
see previous question ^
Have you ever dumped someone?
indeed.
How many top friends do you have on myspace?
who uses myspace anymore?
Why are those people your top friends?
because they give good rim jobs.
Would you take a bullet for anyone?
a select few.
If you were stuck on an island and could take one person who would it be?
someone fuckable and tolerable.
If you could go back to any moment when would you go back to?
living in the past is useless.
If you could change anything right now what would it be?
i would give myself a job that pays what i am worth [fat chance and unemployment money sucks a fat dick]
Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
thats the best!
When was the last time you cried?
yesterday while taking a bath. don't ask.
Do have your eye on anyone?
i sure the fuck do.
Are you happy with your life at the moment?
eh. as happy as i can be about a few shitty months.
How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?
i'm pretty apathetic.
Where do you work?
i'm collecting unemployment! so i don't.
If you're not in college, why?
i already did that. i want my masters!
Have you ever seen The Wedding Singer?
of course.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
i do own a studded belt but not from hot topic.
What does the last message in your inbox say?
which inbox? i have eleventy billion.
Would you ever break up with someone through a song?
that would be gay as fuck.
First text this morning, from who and what time?
i plead the fif
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
never.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
yup. but i'm into younger lads lately. i'm a cougar in training.
Do you like hugs?
actually no. but i'm working on it.
What is currently bothering you?
money sucka!
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
3 am.
Aside from waking up, what was the first thing you did this morning?
spanked it. obvi.
Ever ditched out on plans to do something better with someone else?
fo sho.
How far is it from your house to Wal-mart?
fuck walmart.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
perhaps.
Have you ever had pink eye?
i just had it about a week before i got fired [2 months ago] conjunctivitis is wack! i got it in both eyes!
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
hells to the yea.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
white wife beater.
Do you love anyone at all?
i don't believe in it. i want to tho...
Did you wake up at all last night?
everything runs together when you're unemployed. it's all a big haze.
Are you going to any movies anytime soon?
i just saw the men who stare at goats. pretty rad!
Do you use code names for anyone?
absolutely.
How tall are you?
5'3
Do you hate the rain?
i live in the desert. i ADORE rain. it's a luxury here.
Closest thing to you that is orange?
pen.
Favorite smell?
honeysuckles and rain!
Do you trust many people?
psht.
Name some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
"a new beginning- times to start living"
Are you in a good mood?
relatively, yes.
Who makes you laugh every day?
him.
If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be?
sport fucking 101.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
i'm very forgiving. holding a grudge only hold you back.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
lords of acid
What do you think of the first person on your top?
say what?
Did you ever lose a best friend?
my mom
Whose bedroom were you in last?
mines.
Have you ever been called a bitch?
yup. but i am one so it's cool.
What do you think about your hair right now?
i love it. finally not black!
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
no and no. tomorrow however...
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
tomorrow.
Are you giving up on someone?
those unworthy.
Do you spend more time on myspace or facebook?
facebook. i'm slightly addicted.
Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
oh yes.
Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
i've been ruffied twice.
What's the problem with you and the last person you kissed?
there isn't a problem.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
no. i think it's disgusting and unattractive when they think going overboard is appealing. and all their friends justify it by doing the same thing.
What was the last thing you bought?
cat food.
Are you counting down for anything?
i'm over 2009. bring on a new decade!
If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
anywhere but vegas.
Does your hair have layers?
kinda.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
negative.
Where is your ex?
who cares.
What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
smart water bottle.
What are your plans for the weekend?
red flags and long nights.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
yup.
What are you listening to right now?
alice in chains.
Your ex comes up to you and says "I'm sorry" what would you do?
spit in his face.
Have you ever finished a game of monopoly?
too many times.
Is anything bothering you right now?
americans.
Does your myspace song have any meaning?
i have like 10 songs on there.
Hollister, Abercrombie, or American Eagle?
puke.
What color are your finger/toe nails?
pussy pink.
Name the person who last called you?
cant say!
Left you a voicemail:
same mysterious person!
Are you a mean person?
no. i'm an absolute dick.
Have you consumed any alcohol in the past 72 hours?
yup. i drank on monday.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the gym.
How much longer until your birthday?
8 months. i'll be 30!
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
What was the cutest thing somebody said to you?
"you have such a rocking body"
What annoys you most?
humans.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing
the store.
What do you think about the weather?
it's decent now.
Who's car were you in last?
mine.
Name one thing you love about winter?
theres no winter in vegas.
Have you ever had sex in a tent?
nah but i would!
Do you find it hard to trust others?
indeed.
Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
depends.
Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
hahaha. yup!
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
flip out!
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
actually no.
Where would you rather be right now?
penetrated.
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
i'm a horrible insomniac.
Do you like road trips?
i love em!
Where did you sleep last Friday?
in my bed.
Anything coming up that you're excited for?
going to kentucky for the holidays!
super cunt
Got a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
not into that.
How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters.
Still in school?
it's been 6 years since i graduated college.
Ever been abused?
in some way -we all have.
Are you on drugs?
nah. not my gig.
Do you know anyone on drugs?
yup. most of them are prescribed them and think it's perfectly legit. fuck that. it's almost worse.
Do you smoke?
i enjoy occasional marijuana usage. and the occasional clove since they are now illegal.
Do you know anyone who smokes?
i do. who doesnt?
Who do you live with?
my 2 pussies [cats]
How many kids do you want?
a lot. but not now.
Ever had something serious happen to you or a close friend?
no way- that would be like real "life" or something. scary!
Do you get along with your extended family?
i don't really know them.
Who are you closer to your mom or dad?
moms is deceased. do the math.
Are your parents married?
they were...
Favorite color?
red.
Do you have an ipod?
iphone.
Do you have a phone?
see previous question ^
Have you ever dumped someone?
indeed.
How many top friends do you have on myspace?
who uses myspace anymore?
Why are those people your top friends?
because they give good rim jobs.
Would you take a bullet for anyone?
a select few.
If you were stuck on an island and could take one person who would it be?
someone fuckable and tolerable.
If you could go back to any moment when would you go back to?
living in the past is useless.
If you could change anything right now what would it be?
i would give myself a job that pays what i am worth [fat chance and unemployment money sucks a fat dick]
Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
thats the best!
When was the last time you cried?
yesterday while taking a bath. don't ask.
Do have your eye on anyone?
i sure the fuck do.
Are you happy with your life at the moment?
eh. as happy as i can be about a few shitty months.
How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?
i'm pretty apathetic.
Where do you work?
i'm collecting unemployment! so i don't.
If you're not in college, why?
i already did that. i want my masters!
Have you ever seen The Wedding Singer?
of course.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
i do own a studded belt but not from hot topic.
What does the last message in your inbox say?
which inbox? i have eleventy billion.
Would you ever break up with someone through a song?
that would be gay as fuck.
First text this morning, from who and what time?
i plead the fif
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
never.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
yup. but i'm into younger lads lately. i'm a cougar in training.
Do you like hugs?
actually no. but i'm working on it.
What is currently bothering you?
money sucka!
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
3 am.
Aside from waking up, what was the first thing you did this morning?
spanked it. obvi.
Ever ditched out on plans to do something better with someone else?
fo sho.
How far is it from your house to Wal-mart?
fuck walmart.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
perhaps.
Have you ever had pink eye?
i just had it about a week before i got fired [2 months ago] conjunctivitis is wack! i got it in both eyes!
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
hells to the yea.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
white wife beater.
Do you love anyone at all?
i don't believe in it. i want to tho...
Did you wake up at all last night?
everything runs together when you're unemployed. it's all a big haze.
Are you going to any movies anytime soon?
i just saw the men who stare at goats. pretty rad!
Do you use code names for anyone?
absolutely.
How tall are you?
5'3
Do you hate the rain?
i live in the desert. i ADORE rain. it's a luxury here.
Closest thing to you that is orange?
pen.
Favorite smell?
honeysuckles and rain!
Do you trust many people?
psht.
Name some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
"a new beginning- times to start living"
Are you in a good mood?
relatively, yes.
Who makes you laugh every day?
him.
If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be?
sport fucking 101.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
i'm very forgiving. holding a grudge only hold you back.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
lords of acid
What do you think of the first person on your top?
say what?
Did you ever lose a best friend?
my mom
Whose bedroom were you in last?
mines.
Have you ever been called a bitch?
yup. but i am one so it's cool.
What do you think about your hair right now?
i love it. finally not black!
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
no and no. tomorrow however...
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
tomorrow.
Are you giving up on someone?
those unworthy.
Do you spend more time on myspace or facebook?
facebook. i'm slightly addicted.
Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
oh yes.
Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
i've been ruffied twice.
What's the problem with you and the last person you kissed?
there isn't a problem.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
no. i think it's disgusting and unattractive when they think going overboard is appealing. and all their friends justify it by doing the same thing.
What was the last thing you bought?
cat food.
Are you counting down for anything?
i'm over 2009. bring on a new decade!
If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
anywhere but vegas.
Does your hair have layers?
kinda.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
negative.
Where is your ex?
who cares.
What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
smart water bottle.
What are your plans for the weekend?
red flags and long nights.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
yup.
What are you listening to right now?
alice in chains.
Your ex comes up to you and says "I'm sorry" what would you do?
spit in his face.
Have you ever finished a game of monopoly?
too many times.
Is anything bothering you right now?
americans.
Does your myspace song have any meaning?
i have like 10 songs on there.
Hollister, Abercrombie, or American Eagle?
puke.
What color are your finger/toe nails?
pussy pink.
Name the person who last called you?
cant say!
Left you a voicemail:
same mysterious person!
Are you a mean person?
no. i'm an absolute dick.
Have you consumed any alcohol in the past 72 hours?
yup. i drank on monday.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the gym.
How much longer until your birthday?
8 months. i'll be 30!
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
What was the cutest thing somebody said to you?
"you have such a rocking body"
What annoys you most?
humans.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing
the store.
What do you think about the weather?
it's decent now.
Who's car were you in last?
mine.
Name one thing you love about winter?
theres no winter in vegas.
Have you ever had sex in a tent?
nah but i would!
Do you find it hard to trust others?
indeed.
Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
depends.
Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
hahaha. yup!
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
flip out!
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
actually no.
Where would you rather be right now?
penetrated.
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
i'm a horrible insomniac.
Do you like road trips?
i love em!
Where did you sleep last Friday?
in my bed.
Anything coming up that you're excited for?
going to kentucky for the holidays!
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bastardgod:
You're rad and hilarious. That made me miss the desert... especially when it's almost dawn after a fresh snow.
hollystar:
Very pretty and sexy