Sunday Dec 19, 2004

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I haven't updated this in forever. I think I'm gonna move back to Santa Cruz next year. I don't know, either way, it's time for more drugs.
Christmas blows.

oh yeah, myspace me up if you haven't already.

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/4330419

why? because i like it.

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life_returns:
for real. Kill all hippies now.
taimed:
Hell O kiss

Monday Nov 22, 2004

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I'm starting a cult.
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ohmygato2000:
Dude, the CAN remasters are out!
audreyheartburn:
dude, dan, i called the mute bank just to get those.

once i get back up to santa cruz, it's tago mago time. all the time.

Monday Nov 15, 2004

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I spent so much money on strippers Friday night, that I'm not even sure I want to talk about it.
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audreyheartburn:
one of the girls was pretty into me...like, she kept telling me shit that i was supposed to do while she was on my lap, but i was so wasted that all i could do was go "uh huh...uh huh... here's a twenty."
1_dying_wish:
heheh i know the feeling

Thursday Nov 11, 2004

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I'm building a theremin.
mojobites:
Are you trying for that Beach Boys " good vibrations " or that Jon Spencer Blues Explosion sounding Theremin?
thistle:
sounds like a blast and a half.

Thursday Nov 04, 2004

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I am so outta here. Me and my hair extensions are getting the fuck out of this wasted country.
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thistle:
whoa hot extensions.
himo:
Call me when you get there....let me know how it is, cause it can;t be worse than this...

Sunday Oct 31, 2004

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audreyheartburn:
dude, it's been the worst week in history. i'm outta here.
thistle:
take me with you. guatemala sounds terrif.

Wednesday Oct 27, 2004

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Here's the deal, goblins: strap on your fake limbs
and hike up them skirts because I'm spinning another weird as shit set at Sound + Vision's Halloween
superbash. You'll be treated to the best psych-surf-
punk-disco-soul-spooky sound effects super hits until you wake up without pants in Oxnard.

Sound + Vision at Billy O's
2819 E Main St
Ventura, CA
(805) 652-0327
21+ in most...
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Thursday Oct 21, 2004

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I had a swell time djing last night, but AGAIN the time slot didn't really work for me. I was pushed back from 1-last call and that was hokey horseshit because people just ain't too into dancing around then. Eh, frankly, I don't give a fuck.
argene:
What kind of music do you play?
audreyheartburn:
the rock and the roll and the soul

Monday Oct 18, 2004

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

okay, I'm spinning again this wednesday, but you can make it thursday since i go on at fucking midnight.

good things:

it's the most popular time for the club
people WILL dance
to ANYTHING
free drinks

bad things:
i cannot fuck up. people are actually paying attention around then
what the hell do i play?

well, anyway, dj audrey heartburn on the wheels of...
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audreyheartburn:
dude, i'm so glad you moved out of that HOVEL.

i dj at billy o's. you can drink for free when you come down.

<3 e

oh yeah, beat up noah.

thistle:
just for me, please play some motorhead. i guess it's not that danceable but come on... it's motorhead.

Thursday Oct 14, 2004

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Watching the Bones Brigade video, "Ban This."

My life either really, really sucks or really, really rules.

I don't skate.


edit...

this is why i fucking love euna:
"wait a second, this is a like a freudian xmas fear inadequecy dream image"
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audreyheartburn:
radical! will do.
thistle:
yeah my mind is pretty much blown also.

Tuesday Oct 12, 2004

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(I work at the corporate accounting headquarters of a very large copy company. Let's call it Pinko's.)

Some mystery employee runs up a huge Pinkos bill at the Pinkos store. His boss, lets call her Poop Shoot, is a lazy schmuck who tells this mystery employee to go to Pinkos and put their huge order on the Pinkos card. They somehow forget to sign the...
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