Things I Hate, Volume V:
15) The Polyphonic Spree. Dear, sweet, merciful god, how I hate the Polyphonic Spree.
16) Lorrie Morgan. The bitch killed Keith!
17) Ashton Kutcher. How will you handle it, someday in your declining years, when you have to tell your grandchildren that the defining moments of your life were your apperances on "That 70's Show" and your televised pranks on unlikable celebrities? And that it was all a steady freefall after that? Go ahead, Ashton, hang yourself with that belt now; spare yourself from the future humiliation, and the rest of us from our current suffering. You've earned it! And so have we.
15) The Polyphonic Spree. Dear, sweet, merciful god, how I hate the Polyphonic Spree.
16) Lorrie Morgan. The bitch killed Keith!
17) Ashton Kutcher. How will you handle it, someday in your declining years, when you have to tell your grandchildren that the defining moments of your life were your apperances on "That 70's Show" and your televised pranks on unlikable celebrities? And that it was all a steady freefall after that? Go ahead, Ashton, hang yourself with that belt now; spare yourself from the future humiliation, and the rest of us from our current suffering. You've earned it! And so have we.
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akathisia:
Ack, yes! I have the eternal sunshine soundtrack, and the only thing i hate about it is the polyphonic spree! Great whiny sprawling annoyingness!
waldo_____:
I am culturally blind to all this. Sounds as if that's my good luck... 