Okay, enough of the drama in my life. But I do thank you all for your words of support. Now, back to the comedy!
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Resolved: Attack_Macaque's new motto is "Iuguolo panton ut permoveo" (Kill everything that moves)
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Resolved: Attack_Macaque's new motto is "Iuguolo panton ut permoveo" (Kill everything that moves)
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Okay, I have to get a little something off my chest, so the comedy content of this post will be relatively low, but something really strange has just happened and I feel the need to talk about it. I just got off the phone with my sister. Now, to most of you this might not seem so strange at first glance, and it wouldn't be,...
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allycat_13:
I just need a full time massage cabana boy. 
Only need to walk bout a mile a day and I shall be fine.
Thanks for the words.
Only need to walk bout a mile a day and I shall be fine.
Thanks for the words.
thefuckoffkid:
Durn uppity furr'ners!
Yes, nominations are coming in by the thousands! It's almost time for the 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award, in recognition of people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. Remember, the winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench, and a souvenir anvil necklace! Note: in order...
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xgenehawk:
man, you forgot Michelle Malkin, the heir to Ann Coulter's throne ...
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legionnaire:
How about Tom Delay? I think he fits the list rather nicely.
theseeman:
Stockula vs Logic
"
I am saying you have a structural simularities in though process with Noam Chomsky.
To Noam:
America is evil.
Non Americans have bad stories about America
Since America is bad the stories must be true.
You:
America is good.
Non Americans have bad stories about America.
Since America is good the stoires must be false.
it is the same logical structure with one minor difference. "
"
I am saying you have a structural simularities in though process with Noam Chomsky.
To Noam:
America is evil.
Non Americans have bad stories about America
Since America is bad the stories must be true.
You:
America is good.
Non Americans have bad stories about America.
Since America is good the stoires must be false.
it is the same logical structure with one minor difference. "
Attack_Macaque proudly presents...
The 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award!
Yes, finally there's an award to acknowledge people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. The winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench! Nominations will be taken until the end of business, May 31, 2036.
Current...
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The 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award!
Yes, finally there's an award to acknowledge people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. The winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench! Nominations will be taken until the end of business, May 31, 2036.
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allycat_13:
And Britney is now spawing more of her into this world. We should just abort it along with her.
Man, you really fucken hate that band huh.
Brilliant!!!!
Man, you really fucken hate that band huh.
Brilliant!!!!
misstyrios:
I just want to commend you on the wonderful Politics stories you have been contributing - please keep them coming!
Things I Hate, Volume V:
15) The Polyphonic Spree. Dear, sweet, merciful god, how I hate the Polyphonic Spree.
16) Lorrie Morgan. The bitch killed Keith!
17) Ashton Kutcher. How will you handle it, someday in your declining years, when you have to tell your grandchildren that the defining moments of your life were your apperances on "That 70's Show" and your televised pranks on...
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15) The Polyphonic Spree. Dear, sweet, merciful god, how I hate the Polyphonic Spree.
16) Lorrie Morgan. The bitch killed Keith!
17) Ashton Kutcher. How will you handle it, someday in your declining years, when you have to tell your grandchildren that the defining moments of your life were your apperances on "That 70's Show" and your televised pranks on...
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akathisia:
Ack, yes! I have the eternal sunshine soundtrack, and the only thing i hate about it is the polyphonic spree! Great whiny sprawling annoyingness!
waldo_____:
I am culturally blind to all this. Sounds as if that's my good luck... 
Unlike Snoop Dogg, I do, in fact, love them hoes.
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waldo_____:
Fabulous Gourds cover of that...
xgenehawk:
Thanks for your comment in my journal. I hoped I didn't offend anyone in that thread. I, too, was a little bit emotional on that thread.
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johnclement:
Take care of yourself, man. Keep fighting the good fight.
theseeman:
Thanks man, I am glad you appreciate the links. I am getting very involved with Nazi and Racist hunting on myspace.com which on one hand is sort of lame and inconsequnetial but on the other hand is part of the broader campaign against intolerance.
Check this stuff out. This has sort of radicalised me into a 4th gen culutre warrior for the great cause of Liberalism.
4th gen warfare from 1989
http://www.uscav.com/uscavonpoint/NonState.aspx?id=5
http://www.uscav.com/uscavonpoint/
host site
Turth, Justice, and the US constituion!
Moderation and context.
Check this stuff out. This has sort of radicalised me into a 4th gen culutre warrior for the great cause of Liberalism.
4th gen warfare from 1989
http://www.uscav.com/uscavonpoint/NonState.aspx?id=5
http://www.uscav.com/uscavonpoint/
host site
Turth, Justice, and the US constituion!
Moderation and context.
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hellboundliberal:
"technology is the ticket" that's why we're gunna use coal.
katiebarthedoor:
yeah, seen this already. try the update function.
Well, after being out of the loop for a few days I'm feeling a lot better. I'm through with the steroids, no dry socket, and no more dizzy spells. Still no love at work, but that's nothing new... The food has improved as well. I'm hoping to be back to my normal, toxic diet by this weekend. Actually, I think I'm going to start eating...
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johnclement:
No problem. Stereogum is a great place to pick up random mp3s.
akathisia:
I thik i saw that animal planet show...really awesome. I had a book like that when i was younger too.....only the animals were less plausible.
Glad you are feeling better!
Glad you are feeling better!
Good news: got the go-ahead from the dentist today to start eating semi-solid food instead of the mush that I've been limited to the last few days.
Better news: ordered Chinese tonight. Lo mein. Yes. Chicken fried rice. Yes yes.
Really, really bad news: rice and open sockets in the back of the mouth - not a good combination. Flush! Rinse! Scream! Repeat!
More bad...
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Better news: ordered Chinese tonight. Lo mein. Yes. Chicken fried rice. Yes yes.
Really, really bad news: rice and open sockets in the back of the mouth - not a good combination. Flush! Rinse! Scream! Repeat!
More bad...
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theseeman:
"In other words, popular opinion, impelled by nationalist sentiment, could lead to a war. Consequently, it is important to look not only at the policies of a government and what its rational calculations might be, but also to popular sentiment."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153631,00.html
Fox news you are a delight.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,153631,00.html
Fox news you are a delight.
theseeman:
This was on a person's comment's page but still. I mean I gave him more credit. And he declared bankruptcy.
"stockula said on
April 18, 2005 03:45 AM
Abortion hurting Democrats by denying them a natural constituency was just a kind of flight of poetic justice fancy. The original hypothesis, that a lot of unwanted criminals may have been culled through legal abortion makes sense to me, even if I dont think it's justifiable on that hypothesis.
Nuking Mecca probably wouldn't set Islam straight but it'd sure let them know we weren't fucking around. If any western city gets nuked out of the blue by terrorists, I'd support nuking every Arab capital plus Medina, and Mecca in retaliation on principle. Nukes are primarily deterrents. Would we refrain from nuking Moscow if they sucker-punched us? If not, what's the point of having a nuclear arsenal?
If Arab countries dont want to see their countries hit in retribution for something al-Qaeda might do, then it's in their interest in stopping us and joining in the fight against terrorism.
[Edited on Apr 18, 2005 12:47AM]
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"stockula said on
April 18, 2005 03:45 AM
Abortion hurting Democrats by denying them a natural constituency was just a kind of flight of poetic justice fancy. The original hypothesis, that a lot of unwanted criminals may have been culled through legal abortion makes sense to me, even if I dont think it's justifiable on that hypothesis.
Nuking Mecca probably wouldn't set Islam straight but it'd sure let them know we weren't fucking around. If any western city gets nuked out of the blue by terrorists, I'd support nuking every Arab capital plus Medina, and Mecca in retaliation on principle. Nukes are primarily deterrents. Would we refrain from nuking Moscow if they sucker-punched us? If not, what's the point of having a nuclear arsenal?
If Arab countries dont want to see their countries hit in retribution for something al-Qaeda might do, then it's in their interest in stopping us and joining in the fight against terrorism.
[Edited on Apr 18, 2005 12:47AM]
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Well, I survived the removal of my wisdom teeth. In fact, I think I came through with flying colors! Observations thus far:
* The surgery itself, believe it or not, was the most enjoyable part of the ordeal to date. I first had some sort of tube-thing put on my nose, which calmed me down a bit because I was really keyed up. Then I...
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* The surgery itself, believe it or not, was the most enjoyable part of the ordeal to date. I first had some sort of tube-thing put on my nose, which calmed me down a bit because I was really keyed up. Then I...
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johnclement:
There actually will probably be pics posted of my wretched baldness, since some were taken at the SGNY gathering last night; certainly none will be posted by me.
I'm glad to hear the surgery went well.
I'm glad to hear the surgery went well.
legionnaire:
I'm glad to hear that it was a relatively painless experience for you then. I remember mine was pretty mellow as well, but some people have real problems with getting theirs out.
Ft Worth zoo is what was picked. They have great exhibits.
i *think* On Liberty made the "evil book" list b/c it argues for personal freedom, and that means the option of foregoing morality and primordial ties. i think that's the "evil" it endorses.