Because I can. In honor of MC Paul Barman I'm going to post the lyrics to N.O.W.
N.O.W.
(Enter Transgender Organizer)
TG Organizer
RU486ing injustice? If so, then get on the bus this moment. Let's forment dischord in the District of Corruptia. Show your vital signs. It's up to you to keep Title IX's impact intact. No jest. And whichever man has the balls to come to the pro choice protest is going to get so sexed. (enter Genevieve and Man.)
Genevieve
What do we want? And when do we want it?
(she has a whole henna sleeve that says, "who cares what men achieve?" Under her arm: America's Wrong by Erica Jong. Leaning against the bus.) No blood for oil.
Man
No cud for soil.
Genevieve
No Bills for spills.
Man
No swill for gills.
Genevieve
Think globally. Act locally.
Man
So you're frontal lobe'll react vocally?
Genevieve
(she has tits. Two of them. Makes her WFMU shirt look like Wu-fm. She wears hot shorts, lets out some sort of snot snort.) You like my belly necklace? You want a smelly breakfast?
Man
Okay, Miss Fish Filet, shall we stay at the Suisse Chalet off I495? (Breaks out the travel size Astroglide. There's no proof the paper told the truth that Castro lied.)
Man and Genevieve
One size fits all. Buns, thighs, tits y'all. Moist? Yup. Hoist up. Me first. Now twirl. Reverse cowgirl. Crikey. Sploosh! Nike swoosh up the dykey toosh.
Man
I put my minibag skinny twig in her guineapig camel toes. Baw bana naw bananana da nanow. That's how the sample goes. Cliterally? Went from red to green -- Literally. Vaginally? Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet. Finally, Frenched the wet whooseywhatsits. Blew through her oozey butt zits. Not a modicum -- a lot of cum.
Genevieve
I want more come.
Man
Don't worry. There's more of the same come where that come came from. I follow politics to ball all the chicks. Cross-pollinate then call it quits. Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The girl I just slept with has got to go.
Genevieve
Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The guy I just slept with has got to go.
Man
The girl I just slept with has got to go.
Genevieve
Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The guy I just slept with has got to go.
N.O.W.
(Enter Transgender Organizer)
TG Organizer
RU486ing injustice? If so, then get on the bus this moment. Let's forment dischord in the District of Corruptia. Show your vital signs. It's up to you to keep Title IX's impact intact. No jest. And whichever man has the balls to come to the pro choice protest is going to get so sexed. (enter Genevieve and Man.)
Genevieve
What do we want? And when do we want it?
(she has a whole henna sleeve that says, "who cares what men achieve?" Under her arm: America's Wrong by Erica Jong. Leaning against the bus.) No blood for oil.
Man
No cud for soil.
Genevieve
No Bills for spills.
Man
No swill for gills.
Genevieve
Think globally. Act locally.
Man
So you're frontal lobe'll react vocally?
Genevieve
(she has tits. Two of them. Makes her WFMU shirt look like Wu-fm. She wears hot shorts, lets out some sort of snot snort.) You like my belly necklace? You want a smelly breakfast?
Man
Okay, Miss Fish Filet, shall we stay at the Suisse Chalet off I495? (Breaks out the travel size Astroglide. There's no proof the paper told the truth that Castro lied.)
Man and Genevieve
One size fits all. Buns, thighs, tits y'all. Moist? Yup. Hoist up. Me first. Now twirl. Reverse cowgirl. Crikey. Sploosh! Nike swoosh up the dykey toosh.
Man
I put my minibag skinny twig in her guineapig camel toes. Baw bana naw bananana da nanow. That's how the sample goes. Cliterally? Went from red to green -- Literally. Vaginally? Drenched with sweat and the stench of pet. Finally, Frenched the wet whooseywhatsits. Blew through her oozey butt zits. Not a modicum -- a lot of cum.
Genevieve
I want more come.
Man
Don't worry. There's more of the same come where that come came from. I follow politics to ball all the chicks. Cross-pollinate then call it quits. Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The girl I just slept with has got to go.
Genevieve
Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The guy I just slept with has got to go.
Man
The girl I just slept with has got to go.
Genevieve
Hey, hey. Ho, ho. The guy I just slept with has got to go.
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sugarloaf:
ah.. the joy of my world
signalnoise:
i totally love chicago! it's just a fun place to be. i'm really looking forward to this summer - when my work demands are sooooo much less, so that i can really get out every weekend and explore & enjoy the city. any recommendations on places i should check out?