I got home from a couple of hours in the city, to find my house surrounded by fire engines, ambulances and the police.
Turns out the scallies next door tried cooking, and nearly burned the building down.
Why can't they just stick to the chippy like normal neanderthals, and leave fire to us homo-sapiens?
Turns out the scallies next door tried cooking, and nearly burned the building down.
Why can't they just stick to the chippy like normal neanderthals, and leave fire to us homo-sapiens?
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oh, im never going to get hot sex!
i think i hate camping. i recall liking it a lot when i was little. but now i smoke and drink and am addicted to the internet the idea of nature, or rather, walking to it or being out in it, offends my urban sensibilities.