Saturday May 22, 2004

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It appears my IQ is 120 if these things are to be belived.
I'm sure it used to be more.
So how come I'm not a Brain Scientist, or a Rocket Surgeon? surreal
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october:
hmmm, well i have a pond with fishes in at home smile

*tries to think how best to explain* i am a seabass, queen of the ocean. my friends are also various fishes. i won't go into the politics. i thought i'd found similar freaks wink i think i will join anyway though...

>(-')
lemonadepie:
Sadly no, but have arranged to see them on Thursday night - whoo hoo!! Mood has changed dramatically! smile

Wednesday May 19, 2004

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maelwys:
Well, the excuse is more for my girlfriend than anything. I'll drink at any time but she needs persuading at times other than the weekend. Hence things like a midweek drink, a hot day so cool off in a beer garden, sod it I'm bored lets go to the pub or whatever.



Like the link biggrin
tigerpig:
actually, 'angel' seems quite cool. chris showed me some pictures of her, and some of her playmates, and it seems like a very skinny busty family....

i got to see pre boob-job photos.

and in one set she looked like joan jett.

she seems to keep chris happy. she gets up really early ever saturday to wax and polish his car. thats like, true love.

Tuesday May 18, 2004

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Asp's first law of fruit.

I have limes, therefore I am making margaritas.

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fpkk:
Y'know I wasn't utterly sure that anyone would get that...

Phew.

And cheers.

No offence taken... I mean you remembered after a bit.

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piggers:
I like the law of fruit. Very intrigueing

Asp said onMay 19, 2004 02:03

Not *hard* but *stiff*.



That is totally the sort of line we'd get at work (I work at the crematorium, that's why I gave the rant).

Well, he's just ash now, so he's not hard or stiff

Sunday May 16, 2004

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tigerpig:
sea cucumbers. tongue~
tigerpig:


sea turnips. gimmie time. i find some... biggrin

Saturday May 15, 2004

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Spent all day with my daughters today, then fell out with thier mum, then appologised profusely so that I can have them all next weekend.
My heart goes out to gothicwolf.
It's a big effort on my part and hers to be reasonable with each other so that the girls don't feel trapped between warring parents.
So far we keep it pretty much together, but...
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philz:
that's because you're not under each others feet 24/7.

i could probably have a very relaxed and civilised evening out with my ex these days. 5-6 years have gone by, and we've spoken to each other a few times when we've bumped into each other in the streets.

however, i don't think i'd be able to stop laughing at the fact that she's had 3 kids by 2 different blokes, since. and they both split on her because she's losing her marbles more and more as the years go on. and she used to accuse me of being unstable. ha!

berds, mate. berds... surreal
preppylegend:
dooo de doooooo

franchise not yet is scouseland , will be in a few years though .

Friday May 14, 2004

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Fridays are usualy quiet, and today I fully expected to do nothing but cobble together some CD covers for geronimo's CD-swap thing.
However it is now din-din time and this is the first chance I've had to sit down, let alone skive.
Such is life. whatever

11.20 pm. I'm watching morissey on Jonathon Ross. He is such a geezer.
I love him.
Morissey that is, not...
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tigerpig:
from now on im only going to indulge in image free media to stop me being paranoid.

well, within reason of course...
angel:
May I recommend Lightbulb Sun, Stupid Dream and Signify, the latter being the most prog-esque, I feel.

Thursday May 13, 2004

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I was very nearly late into work this morning.
My crap radio-alarm has a dodgy volume control, if you knock it, it goes silent. So the alarm went off and I didn't hear it. eeek
Luckily that body-clock thing woke me up at exactly the time that I'm usualy leaving the house.
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maelwys:
I get around that problem by having a bloody huge alarm clock. It's so loud that when it goes off I leap out of bed in terror and shock and am already fully awake smile

I just bought a set of Return of the King Top Trump cards. I listen to my inner child too much.
philz:
my alarm clock lives on the other side of the room and is annoying as fuck. there is no way i can lie there and ignore it, so i have to get up to turn it off, which is the plan. the plan has a flaw though: sometimes i just get straight back into bed. doh!

Wednesday May 12, 2004

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Despite raging sinusitis, I'm soldiering on bravely! ARRR!!!
No, no, keep your sympathy for those that need it. I am a rock! I am an island!

Stop that! No singing! mad

What an exciting life I lead.
I have just been requested to investigate evidence of mouse activity in the staff canteen.
Just what I needed today, poo patrol. puke

6.00 pm.
Goldie Lookin Chain on MTV2.
Hahahaha....
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creamygoodness:
I came across the link on one of the various link sites I visit, metafilter. You're right, it truly is depressing how that bunch of 10-year-olds can't type coherently yet can fraudulently obtain prescription medications. Although that said, if they've been knocking back Codeine cocktails, it might explain the whole retardedness thing.

yo, yall boys is whack, l-town be holdin it down, sipin deuce o' leans po'edup nothing but that sprite boy, 4 bars, and them fried sticks...prooooomenttthhhaaaazineeee BIOTCH!
morticiajet:
eeeek mice! i can only ask if it is infested are you able to catch them without killing them? abit stupid really as what you gona do with them after? set them free in the wild? but still mice are kinda sweet and there lilltle mouse brothers and sisters would miss them! frown

Tuesday May 11, 2004

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Mmmm.
Apple-filled donuts!
Is there anything better in life?
....
....
Hang on, yes, I've just thought of something. Nevermind.

Monday May 10, 2004

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Ah, Monday morning, and already the week-end flu has taken it's toll on half the staff. puke
I hate work as much as the next man, but at least I turn up to hate it in person. mad rather than hating it from afar or from the comfort of my bed. tongue
philz:
someone got you into SGUK. venture forth and join in the stupidity!

Sunday May 09, 2004

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philz:
"mister, can i have my ball back please?"

that looks almost as grim as where i live (Birkenhead)
da1sy:
Is hazy and pretty smile Where in the UK are you?

Saturday May 08, 2004

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And a jolly good time was had by all!

I've just got in after a day of gadding about, now I'm watching Monkey Dust and drinking until I eventualy fall into a stupour.

Catch you tomorrow kids!!
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