here i am?....but who am i?.....well i was born in the arse end of the sixties in the deepest, darkest middle of England to a Polish count and a drunken Parisian dwarf alchemist, my early years passed without too much scandal....that is till i was given my first pencil and cine camera at the age of five...from then on, cultural obscurity and art terrorism beckond...After a spell reading film scripts in Hollywood, tap-dancing on a New Orleans riverboat, a nasty incident involving an old cabin in the Tennessee backwoods, the ancient book of the dead, my right hand and a chainsaw, losing a million in Vegas and getting hitched to a showgirl in'98 I bought a fake 'doctor of journalism' degree and a red convertable from one 'Raul Duke' . Spent a few years working as a United Network Command for Law and Enforcement agent (after first borrowing a polo neck from David McCallum), before ending up (horribly hungover) in 'sunny' Glasgow working as an arts development specialist with inner-city 'yoof', freelance illustrator and animator of 'strangeness' plus, under a veil of mystery and intrigue, heading up the world-wide entertainment terrorism group 'Team Killerwatt
'......After years of lightsaber duels in Sauchiehall Street, battling deadites on a Saturday night and almost bankrupting Marvel UK with the little seen 'Blake's 7' comic strip 'Darrow: The Future' I've still got the same bequiffed bonce and (almost) all my own teeth that i began with. Currently juggling all that (and just juggling!) with my scrummy offspring...the twin (engines of destruction) girls Amelia Kitten and Embeth Pixie and my little droog Cassidy Capote......
In general, the stuffe I do includes:
Illustrating and animating strange stuff. cult tee vee, comics, z grade movies, |talian horror, nappie changing, japanese pop and amassing a huge collection of action figures and Ultraman merchandise....
Musically it's just what you'd expect....Marc Almond, Ex Girl, Guitar Wolf, Blur, Siouxsie, Scott Walker, Devo, The Damned, Polysics, Smap, Johnny Dowd, Nick Cave, much J-Pop, 80's Italian horror soundtracks, Goblin, Wendy Carlos, Delia Derbyshire, Shonen Knife, The Fall, Frank Sidebottom, Johnny Cash and Dissolved amongst others....
No surprises movie wise either I'm afraid....in no particular order i like stuff by or featuring......David Lynch, Dario Argento, Roman Polanski, George A. Romero, Takashi Miike, Lucio Fulci, Ed Wood jr., Vincent Price, Bruce Campbell, Audrey Tatou, Paul Schrader, Stephen Chow, Monica Vitti, Cash Flagg, jordan Chan, James Whale, Bettie Page, William Shatner, Udo Kier, Jean Rollin, Abel Ferrara ........more to follow, probably.
When it comes to teevee i'm happy to sit an' relax infront of a big shiny black 750" plasma screen (i wish!) constantly showing Doctor Who, Steptoe and Son, Ultraman, Stella Street, The Avengers, Captain Scarlet, Jason King, Torchwood, Battle of The Planets, Big Cook Little Cook, Pocoyo.....
Reading wise i personally think books are smart! (not all books tho....some are not smart at all)......give Truman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs, Angela Carter and Joe R. Lansdale a try..........
'......After years of lightsaber duels in Sauchiehall Street, battling deadites on a Saturday night and almost bankrupting Marvel UK with the little seen 'Blake's 7' comic strip 'Darrow: The Future' I've still got the same bequiffed bonce and (almost) all my own teeth that i began with. Currently juggling all that (and just juggling!) with my scrummy offspring...the twin (engines of destruction) girls Amelia Kitten and Embeth Pixie and my little droog Cassidy Capote......
In general, the stuffe I do includes:
Illustrating and animating strange stuff. cult tee vee, comics, z grade movies, |talian horror, nappie changing, japanese pop and amassing a huge collection of action figures and Ultraman merchandise....
Musically it's just what you'd expect....Marc Almond, Ex Girl, Guitar Wolf, Blur, Siouxsie, Scott Walker, Devo, The Damned, Polysics, Smap, Johnny Dowd, Nick Cave, much J-Pop, 80's Italian horror soundtracks, Goblin, Wendy Carlos, Delia Derbyshire, Shonen Knife, The Fall, Frank Sidebottom, Johnny Cash and Dissolved amongst others....
No surprises movie wise either I'm afraid....in no particular order i like stuff by or featuring......David Lynch, Dario Argento, Roman Polanski, George A. Romero, Takashi Miike, Lucio Fulci, Ed Wood jr., Vincent Price, Bruce Campbell, Audrey Tatou, Paul Schrader, Stephen Chow, Monica Vitti, Cash Flagg, jordan Chan, James Whale, Bettie Page, William Shatner, Udo Kier, Jean Rollin, Abel Ferrara ........more to follow, probably.
When it comes to teevee i'm happy to sit an' relax infront of a big shiny black 750" plasma screen (i wish!) constantly showing Doctor Who, Steptoe and Son, Ultraman, Stella Street, The Avengers, Captain Scarlet, Jason King, Torchwood, Battle of The Planets, Big Cook Little Cook, Pocoyo.....
Reading wise i personally think books are smart! (not all books tho....some are not smart at all)......give Truman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs, Angela Carter and Joe R. Lansdale a try..........
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