Wednesday Feb 28, 2007

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for the love of god why?

just found the trailer for the 'remake' of 'Day of The Dead'.....it appears to surpass even the shoddyness of Zac Snyders 'Dawn' remake......for fucks sake stop them now!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObYs3q4ix2o
ashtonlamont:


Scream Queens!

10. Katherine McColl (City of the Living Dead)

9. Francesca Ciardi (Cannibal Holocaust)

8. Barbara Crampton (Re-Animator)

7. Susan Lanier (The Hills Have Eyes)

6. Adrienne Barbeau (The Fog)

5. Cristina Galbo (Living Dead at The Manchester Morgue)

4. Barbara Steele (Black Sunday)

3. Gaylen Ross (Madman)

2. Asia Argento (The Stendahl Syndrome)

1. JAMIE LEE CURTIS (Halloween)

THE ORIGINAL (AND BEST) BABY-SITTING VIRGIN, MS. CURTIS HAS APPEARED IN SUCH HORROR CLASSICS AS 'HALLOWEEN', 'TERROR TRAIN' AND 'TRADING PLACES'

IN 'HALLOWEEN', HER WOOLY TIGHTS WEARING, SCARY BOUFFANTED, SENSIBLE SHOED LAURIE STRODE WAS DESTINED TO STIR THE LOINS OF 12 YEAR OLD BOYS EVERYWHERE

SHE PERFECTED HER 'NERVES SHOT TO FUCK' LOOK IN THE LACKLUSTRE HALLOWEEN II, BUT LUCKILY REFRAINED FROM APPEARING IN SOME OF THE LESSER SEQUALS.EXCEPT THE NOT TOO SHODDY HALLOWEEN H2O AND THE BLOODY AWFUL HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION. THANKFULLY SHE LET HER BROTHER MICHAEL PUT IT IN HER WITHIN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES, SPARING HER CAREER (BUT NOT US) THIS SUBSTANDARD PIECE OF CRAP. ALTHOUGH ITS NOT AS BAD AS FEARDOTCOM

DON'T FORGET THOUGH, HER MUM WAS IN 'PSYCHO' AND HER DAD WAS IN 'THE MANITOU' SHOWING JAMIE LEE'S HORROR PEDIGREE RUNS IN THE FAMILY

Not to be confused with:

JAMIE THEAKSTON, JAMIE OLIVER, IAN CURTIS

Do say:

'DO YOU FANCY STUDYING IN THE LIBRARY AFTER SCHOOL?'

Don't say:

'AHEAD WARP ONE!'
gory:
Aw C'Mon!! Ya cannot forget Linnea Quigley !!!

(And Adreienne Barbeau!! Are you huffin glue, Sir??)

I am gonna have to send ya some Hillbilly Hotties...Ya need to see the Gritty Gals!!

Slimy Smooches! kiss

skull S

Friday Jan 12, 2007

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here i am?....but who am i?.....well i was born in the arse end of the sixties in the deepest, darkest middle of England to a Polish count and a drunken Parisian dwarf alchemist, my early years passed without too much scandal....that is till i was given my first pencil and cine camera at the age of five...from then on, cultural obscurity and art terrorism beckond...After...
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gory:
Fuck...Thats almost as bloody expensive as my Dragon! (plus the two birds, 2 cats, and 2 fire-belly frogs) Yup...personally? I stopped buying food for myself a LONG time ago...so it works out. Besides, I live on Strongbow, so what can I say?

I MISS YOU GUYS!

Where ave you been?

Wanna talk to you and Ro!!

Shall try calling?

Slimy Smooches kiss

skull
gory:



Um...MSN? HELLLLLOOOOOOooOOOOOooooOOO?!!

Loads of Loathe for you and the Lady, plus spawn... kiss


skull S