I got homesick - cut my vacation short...
Last night I started driving, made it as far as Banff before I started fading, so I pulled over for a nap. When I woke up, my car was moving, and I was pulling into Golden, BC.... and no, no mistake there, I woke up DRIVING... omfg...
SO rather than pulling over for another nap in the car, I got a hotel room and slept for a few hours before resuming my drive home.
Traffic was utterly retarded.
I have a few traffic hints for everyone out there who drives. You probably already know all of these - but just in case.
1) If you can see headlights OR taillights in front of you, you`re too close to other traffic to use your high beams. Shut the fucking things off.
2) Stay the hell out of the left lane unless you`re passing someone. If you are in the left hand lane and someone pulls up behind you... MOVE OVER!!@!... it`s the passing lane, not the fast lane - and if someone is going faster than you, you`re in the way.
3) Speed limits are important, especially on nasty windy roads, in playground zones, construction zones or school zones. Don`t tailgate anyone in any of those zones, or anywhere else. All it proves is you`re a fucktarded loser of a driver.
4) If you`re speeding, and the person in front of you is too, but the person in front of you slows down to the limit suddenly - they`re NOT trying to piss you off, they probably got tipped off about a speed trap by something.
5) If a lane is ending, merge as soon as humanly possible. Only an asshole moron pushes on in the ending lane to get further ahead in the line - if you do this, you deserve to be run off the road and die in a huge horrible fireball.
6) NEVER, under any circumstances, pass someone and then slow down in front of them - if you`re planning on going faster than they are, party on... but if you`re just passing them for the sake of being in front, screw you fucktard.
Last night I started driving, made it as far as Banff before I started fading, so I pulled over for a nap. When I woke up, my car was moving, and I was pulling into Golden, BC.... and no, no mistake there, I woke up DRIVING... omfg...
SO rather than pulling over for another nap in the car, I got a hotel room and slept for a few hours before resuming my drive home.
Traffic was utterly retarded.
I have a few traffic hints for everyone out there who drives. You probably already know all of these - but just in case.
1) If you can see headlights OR taillights in front of you, you`re too close to other traffic to use your high beams. Shut the fucking things off.
2) Stay the hell out of the left lane unless you`re passing someone. If you are in the left hand lane and someone pulls up behind you... MOVE OVER!!@!... it`s the passing lane, not the fast lane - and if someone is going faster than you, you`re in the way.
3) Speed limits are important, especially on nasty windy roads, in playground zones, construction zones or school zones. Don`t tailgate anyone in any of those zones, or anywhere else. All it proves is you`re a fucktarded loser of a driver.
4) If you`re speeding, and the person in front of you is too, but the person in front of you slows down to the limit suddenly - they`re NOT trying to piss you off, they probably got tipped off about a speed trap by something.
5) If a lane is ending, merge as soon as humanly possible. Only an asshole moron pushes on in the ending lane to get further ahead in the line - if you do this, you deserve to be run off the road and die in a huge horrible fireball.
6) NEVER, under any circumstances, pass someone and then slow down in front of them - if you`re planning on going faster than they are, party on... but if you`re just passing them for the sake of being in front, screw you fucktard.