Hey, I got new glasses. I have'nt worn glasses in years...I had surgury on them in '96. But now I'll be wearing them now and again. Apparantly, according to my roommate, I look like Drew Carey. 
Stop laughing. I MEAN IT....STOP IT.
Dismantle_me inspired this post with her list of 10 things about her. I've got 5.
1) My name was almost Corey. I really like that name...and almost changed it to Corey once. My middle name is Jamall. *looks around* OK, OK... that's not true...but I want it to be.
2) My cousin used to lock me in his closet and tell me we were descending into hell. I was 3 years old. I think I believed him cause he had pictures to prove it! He had posters of KISS everywhere and he said they were pictures of the damned. It did'nt scare me, he was like my protector... like Virgil leading Dante through the levels of hell. I'm still pretty gullable.
3) Apparantly, I have an above average apptitude for learning languages. I have taken Latin, German, French, and I learned to understand conversational Bulgarian. I was so curious about language in South Africa that all I wanted to do was learn little phrases in Dutch, Xsosa, Swana, and Zulu. AWAIHAFA MASADI! MOWNA WA MATAITAI! FUCH YOW, YOU IS A DUIS! I was recruited to learn Arabic so I could interrogate people while in the military, but got the hell out while the getting was good. I'm starting Arabic next semester.
5) My great-grandfather invented Jack Daniels whiskey. Sort of.
5) I kissed my first girl in Pre-school where I was a little pimp. I saw my first Po-Po there too. I used to sit in the cars at June Bug Pre School and the area below the steering wheel was just big enough for me and a girl named Valerie to play house in. The other boys made fun of me cause I would'nt play Dukes of Hazard with them anymore, but I did'nt care. I loved Valerie and married her promptly with a red lifesaver for a ring and a honeymoon to the sandbox. Then the teachers started calling me "loverboy." I thought they were making fun of me too...and it tramatized me or something. I promptly divorced Valerie....became Luke Duke...and had a phobia about being involved with girls until I was 16 or 17. I did'nt kiss a girl again until I was 19.
Now I kiss just about everybody. 
Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to Valerie.
Stop laughing. I MEAN IT....STOP IT.
Dismantle_me inspired this post with her list of 10 things about her. I've got 5.
1) My name was almost Corey. I really like that name...and almost changed it to Corey once. My middle name is Jamall. *looks around* OK, OK... that's not true...but I want it to be.
2) My cousin used to lock me in his closet and tell me we were descending into hell. I was 3 years old. I think I believed him cause he had pictures to prove it! He had posters of KISS everywhere and he said they were pictures of the damned. It did'nt scare me, he was like my protector... like Virgil leading Dante through the levels of hell. I'm still pretty gullable.
3) Apparantly, I have an above average apptitude for learning languages. I have taken Latin, German, French, and I learned to understand conversational Bulgarian. I was so curious about language in South Africa that all I wanted to do was learn little phrases in Dutch, Xsosa, Swana, and Zulu. AWAIHAFA MASADI! MOWNA WA MATAITAI! FUCH YOW, YOU IS A DUIS! I was recruited to learn Arabic so I could interrogate people while in the military, but got the hell out while the getting was good. I'm starting Arabic next semester.
5) My great-grandfather invented Jack Daniels whiskey. Sort of.
5) I kissed my first girl in Pre-school where I was a little pimp. I saw my first Po-Po there too. I used to sit in the cars at June Bug Pre School and the area below the steering wheel was just big enough for me and a girl named Valerie to play house in. The other boys made fun of me cause I would'nt play Dukes of Hazard with them anymore, but I did'nt care. I loved Valerie and married her promptly with a red lifesaver for a ring and a honeymoon to the sandbox. Then the teachers started calling me "loverboy." I thought they were making fun of me too...and it tramatized me or something. I promptly divorced Valerie....became Luke Duke...and had a phobia about being involved with girls until I was 16 or 17. I did'nt kiss a girl again until I was 19.
Now I kiss just about everybody. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to Valerie.
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Pretty soon I can say "No, But I get that a lot."