Someone forced me to drink Jaeger last night. I 
jaeger. hate feeling 
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Now I have to go run to the gym hungover. I can't put it off anymore. Today is the day I fuck my metabolism in the ass instead of vice versa.
Since I moved back to OC from San Francisco I've gained at least 20 lbs. Not good. On top of the 10-20 llbs I gained while in love and domesticated by a fiery latina lover. Our life together really consisted of nothing but sex and food. Fuck...eat...sleep...fuck...shower eat...fuck...fuck...sleep. It was a horrible life
In some cultures a fat man represents sex incarnate...yup...it's true. But not here. Yeah yeah...all you girlies say I'm cute and proportional...BUT YOUR ALL LIARS...and you dont reaaaaaallly love me...you just love MY DOGGIE STYLE. Grab a handful of ass...squishy ass...then you'll be singing a different tune. Yes you will.
So...with a target goal of losing 30 lbs. I celebrated last night by making my last drunken Del Taco run....mmmmmmmmm....Del taco.
Anyway...when I'm all done...I'll post before after pictures.
nekid
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Update : noon-ish. Did I forget to mention I hate physical activity. Sloth is good.
For those of you who don't knowAtom go over and check him out. Ask him for a peek into his creative side...you won't be disappointed. He is a super talented...well...sort of a renaissance man...in the modern sense. I was so impressed with his artistic endeavors that I requested he design my next tattoo. AND HE SAID HE WOULD!
For those of you who live in OC...tell me the top 5 things you like to do or places you like to go. I'm bored...bored...bored...and except for the beach...I'm beginning to think this place is a lost cause.
The rules are: vicious20 can't say he likes hanging out at the Block. Dismantle_me can't say picking up random boys...dolphins or other wildlife...Calle can't say making out with me...(u know u want to) and virgins_prayer can't say stalking and killing old people with her '79 pinto. Ok?
OK.
Update: 730pm. My freinds and I are planning a day trip to Mexico. If you're breathing, are reasonable cool, and want to go you're invited. Dates TBD. I like to get some of my newer SG freinds involved...those i've met and those i have'nt...soooooo Let me know if you are interested and I'll keep you in the loop.
"We raped the horses and rode away on the women!"
jaeger. hate feeling .
Now I have to go run to the gym hungover. I can't put it off anymore. Today is the day I fuck my metabolism in the ass instead of vice versa.
Since I moved back to OC from San Francisco I've gained at least 20 lbs. Not good. On top of the 10-20 llbs I gained while in love and domesticated by a fiery latina lover. Our life together really consisted of nothing but sex and food. Fuck...eat...sleep...fuck...shower eat...fuck...fuck...sleep. It was a horrible life
In some cultures a fat man represents sex incarnate...yup...it's true. But not here. Yeah yeah...all you girlies say I'm cute and proportional...BUT YOUR ALL LIARS...and you dont reaaaaaallly love me...you just love MY DOGGIE STYLE. Grab a handful of ass...squishy ass...then you'll be singing a different tune. Yes you will.
So...with a target goal of losing 30 lbs. I celebrated last night by making my last drunken Del Taco run....mmmmmmmmm....Del taco.
Anyway...when I'm all done...I'll post before after pictures.
nekid
_____
Update : noon-ish. Did I forget to mention I hate physical activity. Sloth is good.
For those of you who don't knowAtom go over and check him out. Ask him for a peek into his creative side...you won't be disappointed. He is a super talented...well...sort of a renaissance man...in the modern sense. I was so impressed with his artistic endeavors that I requested he design my next tattoo. AND HE SAID HE WOULD!
For those of you who live in OC...tell me the top 5 things you like to do or places you like to go. I'm bored...bored...bored...and except for the beach...I'm beginning to think this place is a lost cause.
The rules are: vicious20 can't say he likes hanging out at the Block. Dismantle_me can't say picking up random boys...dolphins or other wildlife...Calle can't say making out with me...(u know u want to) and virgins_prayer can't say stalking and killing old people with her '79 pinto. Ok?
OK.
Update: 730pm. My freinds and I are planning a day trip to Mexico. If you're breathing, are reasonable cool, and want to go you're invited. Dates TBD. I like to get some of my newer SG freinds involved...those i've met and those i have'nt...soooooo Let me know if you are interested and I'll keep you in the loop.
"We raped the horses and rode away on the women!"
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As for the cards, how I about I just design them and send you the designs and tell you a couple places where you can get them printed uber cheap?