I wonder if you get honorary Scot status if you manage to get a tan in Edinburgh. I don't know how I got enough sunlight, there's been scarcely a day without rain, but I got tan lines on my feet in the shape of my shoes.
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waldo_jeffers:
You can hardly aspire to be an honorary Scot until you have tried Irn Bru!! 
ihsv1683:
that could also be an allergic reaction to haggis!