I've been watching the show "How Clean Is Your House" a lot lately. It's kind of funny how it makes you realize there are things in your house that actually need to be cleaned. Like the inside of the refrigerator door, or the ceiling, or the outside part of the toaster.
Meanwhile, I remain the only person in this house that ever mops the floor. It just keeps getting filthy because of all the snow we've been getting (the dirty snow that we have around here gets stuck to everyone's shoes, then melts off once they get into the house.) The floors are mostly saltillo tiles which are annoying to clean, though -- they get water spots all over them, then my dad (who never cleans the floor) complains that I didn't do a good enough job. So far Pine-Sol works the best at leaving the fewest spots.
In other news, I have learned how to make zombies. Step one: you must kill the person you want to make into a zombie by using supernatural means, because most other ways of becoming dead ruin the body (it's basically got to still be in life-sustaining condition -- no rotting corpses or people who died from illness or injury.) Next, you need to capture the person's soul in a bottle. Once you have that done you need to make or lay your hands on the special zombie-making formula potion, the contents of which are still debated -- but if you do all those things, you just need to 'wake up' the corpse by waving its soul-in-a-bottle around then force-feeding it some of the zombie-potion, and voila! You have a zombie.
Meanwhile, I remain the only person in this house that ever mops the floor. It just keeps getting filthy because of all the snow we've been getting (the dirty snow that we have around here gets stuck to everyone's shoes, then melts off once they get into the house.) The floors are mostly saltillo tiles which are annoying to clean, though -- they get water spots all over them, then my dad (who never cleans the floor) complains that I didn't do a good enough job. So far Pine-Sol works the best at leaving the fewest spots.
In other news, I have learned how to make zombies. Step one: you must kill the person you want to make into a zombie by using supernatural means, because most other ways of becoming dead ruin the body (it's basically got to still be in life-sustaining condition -- no rotting corpses or people who died from illness or injury.) Next, you need to capture the person's soul in a bottle. Once you have that done you need to make or lay your hands on the special zombie-making formula potion, the contents of which are still debated -- but if you do all those things, you just need to 'wake up' the corpse by waving its soul-in-a-bottle around then force-feeding it some of the zombie-potion, and voila! You have a zombie.
I think a supernatural explanation for it kinda lessen's the fear factor a bit. Its not nearly as scary to think that an external force is the cause for a shambling horde of flesh eating monsters.
All I need now is to find a Unicursal Hexagram pendant and i'll be set