Once upon a time, late at night, working off a caffiene buzz, a dude trying to scrape silicon from his keyboard sits dressed in his junkie-chic threads contemplating a wise and debateably wonderous question...
"What the fuck am I going to type here tonight that I haven't already vented in people comments."
Utterly fucked for inspiration he digs into his hazy recollection of days gone past trying to find that one nugget, that one thing he's done that's separated himself from humanity.
He thinks about the girl with the most dazzling smile he's ever seen, a teenager who would be mistaken for... ah fuck this bollocks. The buzz has just worn off.
I've been playing Streetfighter, watching movies (Hudson Hawk is fecking great), slowly working out this next book (did I tell you about any of the last four books I wanted to write, I think I did 2, well I'm mashing them all together to produce something that freaking rules, Ho-Ho!) working and forsaken Elmore Leonard's freaking brilliant start to Freaky Deaky to log some time headshotting the filth on GTA:San Andreas and sprucing up yer journals. I am serious considering either purchasing or somehow get away with thieving and X-Box so I can play Streetfighter 3: Zero Strike - apparently the best version of the SF series which never got the widespread release it deserves. Thing about SF2 is that I can't throw fireballs and Dragon Punches at will anymore, I need to concentrate. And I seriously pain up my thumb joint using the PS joypad. Yes.
Hopefully coming soon: Hand me that Hammer.
God I could go on and on about the Bears. But I own't that's for a different forum for a different website for a different hour and a different mood. But I will share two things:
Cedric Benson is a proper greedy shitbag. No fucking 1st round rookie is worth the amount they're getting paid these days. Philip Rivers deal? Get the fuck outta here. Sign the papers and earn it! Only way he's going to get love out of me this year is if he EARNS it big style.
You will probably see me type derogatory remarks about Chad Hutchinson all season. Never seen such a spectacular regression at the QB position.
Bugger me, look at the time. Night!
"What the fuck am I going to type here tonight that I haven't already vented in people comments."
Utterly fucked for inspiration he digs into his hazy recollection of days gone past trying to find that one nugget, that one thing he's done that's separated himself from humanity.
He thinks about the girl with the most dazzling smile he's ever seen, a teenager who would be mistaken for... ah fuck this bollocks. The buzz has just worn off.
I've been playing Streetfighter, watching movies (Hudson Hawk is fecking great), slowly working out this next book (did I tell you about any of the last four books I wanted to write, I think I did 2, well I'm mashing them all together to produce something that freaking rules, Ho-Ho!) working and forsaken Elmore Leonard's freaking brilliant start to Freaky Deaky to log some time headshotting the filth on GTA:San Andreas and sprucing up yer journals. I am serious considering either purchasing or somehow get away with thieving and X-Box so I can play Streetfighter 3: Zero Strike - apparently the best version of the SF series which never got the widespread release it deserves. Thing about SF2 is that I can't throw fireballs and Dragon Punches at will anymore, I need to concentrate. And I seriously pain up my thumb joint using the PS joypad. Yes.
Hopefully coming soon: Hand me that Hammer.
God I could go on and on about the Bears. But I own't that's for a different forum for a different website for a different hour and a different mood. But I will share two things:
Cedric Benson is a proper greedy shitbag. No fucking 1st round rookie is worth the amount they're getting paid these days. Philip Rivers deal? Get the fuck outta here. Sign the papers and earn it! Only way he's going to get love out of me this year is if he EARNS it big style.
You will probably see me type derogatory remarks about Chad Hutchinson all season. Never seen such a spectacular regression at the QB position.
Bugger me, look at the time. Night!
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Oh my good gravy...that knee was brutal! Damn lucky for the fella that threw it, because I don't think he would have made it through round two.
Chuck is an excellent fighter, if for no other reason than taking Jeremy Horn right out of his game. Chuck forced Jeremy to stand toe to toe, thus negating his UNBELIEVABLE ground game. Same thing happened to Randy. I would advise the world not to go to fisticuffs with the Iceman. Great fecking UFC, all in all.
Cheers!
I hope your keeping well sir
Oh yeah, STREETFIGHTER FREAKIN' RAWKS!!!!