These past two days have been WHOA!!!! In this time and space I have:
Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up with brownies/girl guides by my aunt (which I'm not sure is legal unless there is such a thing as an over 16 brownie, someone enlighten me.)
Fallen over the same box at work three time. (The box will be chucked if there's a fourth).
Been designated OFFICIAL DUTY CLEANER for the island games. (My job may be crap but it's my job and I'm f'n proud of it. Also means I see the gymnastics for free... YES!)
Fallen over a dog while carrying a chair.
Received a better second-hand mattress.
Almost broke my neck throwing out my old one.
Almost broke my foot bringing Mum's new one.
Almost broke my upper arm while leaving for work. (Everyone who saw it happen went stony faced, they felt - or were too polite to laugh.)
Had a shared and true 'oooooh' moment playing poker. (Big raises pre-flop. Egg, Pandy and Tommy playing. Flop 7c 2s 7h. the chips go in. Pandy has 2-pair 7&2's (mmmhhmmm) Egg shows trip 7's (OH!) Tommy has 2-pair 7&3's (cue 4-way OOOOOH! - was great))
Been knocked/screwed out of a poker tournament due to opponent and dealer dual fuck up (this was truly annoying - a true 10 on the Surinder Sunar annoyance scale. Wasn't as bad as the Hindu Cow - according to him Pandy wasn't allowed to chase his flush draw when he's been reraised a quarter of his stack on the flop. Pandy hit, Hindu Cow didn't live up to his calm billing. Tommy though, fuck he was on fire.)
Seen a cack art exhibit (I got paid to see it but I also paid to fund it - Shetland Arts, hah! I shit on its balls)
Found out one of my front teeth is dying - which blew.
Saw my mum's ex-fiance/wannabe stalker at the dentist. Don't think he recognised me until the dentist's assistant called me in saying 'Duncan' and there's me wearing my personalised authentic with 'O'Sullivan' emblazened - just to ram the pont across. Didn't give him the chance to speak when I came out, thankfully. The guy's a brain-addled numbskull.
Received... no that was three days ago... f'it... SGUK Mix CD's. Shall big up them tomorrow. Still failed to listen to the Team Sleep CD, which has fallen further down the queue due to me finding my old mix CD's - Ya Don't See the Signs rules hard.
Got an e-mail from our old SG-mate SCAGNETTI. He's bought a kick ass 1935's Drug Store Coke sign. It pwns.
And got an e-mail from the lead singer of GREEN CAR MOTEL (buy their stuff!)
Too tired to comment here, there and everywhere tonight. Will do so tomorrow - while listening to Team Sleep.
Promise.
Almost...
Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up with brownies/girl guides by my aunt (which I'm not sure is legal unless there is such a thing as an over 16 brownie, someone enlighten me.)
Fallen over the same box at work three time. (The box will be chucked if there's a fourth).
Been designated OFFICIAL DUTY CLEANER for the island games. (My job may be crap but it's my job and I'm f'n proud of it. Also means I see the gymnastics for free... YES!)
Fallen over a dog while carrying a chair.
Received a better second-hand mattress.
Almost broke my neck throwing out my old one.
Almost broke my foot bringing Mum's new one.
Almost broke my upper arm while leaving for work. (Everyone who saw it happen went stony faced, they felt - or were too polite to laugh.)
Had a shared and true 'oooooh' moment playing poker. (Big raises pre-flop. Egg, Pandy and Tommy playing. Flop 7c 2s 7h. the chips go in. Pandy has 2-pair 7&2's (mmmhhmmm) Egg shows trip 7's (OH!) Tommy has 2-pair 7&3's (cue 4-way OOOOOH! - was great))
Been knocked/screwed out of a poker tournament due to opponent and dealer dual fuck up (this was truly annoying - a true 10 on the Surinder Sunar annoyance scale. Wasn't as bad as the Hindu Cow - according to him Pandy wasn't allowed to chase his flush draw when he's been reraised a quarter of his stack on the flop. Pandy hit, Hindu Cow didn't live up to his calm billing. Tommy though, fuck he was on fire.)
Seen a cack art exhibit (I got paid to see it but I also paid to fund it - Shetland Arts, hah! I shit on its balls)
Found out one of my front teeth is dying - which blew.
Saw my mum's ex-fiance/wannabe stalker at the dentist. Don't think he recognised me until the dentist's assistant called me in saying 'Duncan' and there's me wearing my personalised authentic with 'O'Sullivan' emblazened - just to ram the pont across. Didn't give him the chance to speak when I came out, thankfully. The guy's a brain-addled numbskull.
Received... no that was three days ago... f'it... SGUK Mix CD's. Shall big up them tomorrow. Still failed to listen to the Team Sleep CD, which has fallen further down the queue due to me finding my old mix CD's - Ya Don't See the Signs rules hard.
Got an e-mail from our old SG-mate SCAGNETTI. He's bought a kick ass 1935's Drug Store Coke sign. It pwns.
And got an e-mail from the lead singer of GREEN CAR MOTEL (buy their stuff!)
Too tired to comment here, there and everywhere tonight. Will do so tomorrow - while listening to Team Sleep.
Promise.
Almost...
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the count will be down to 7 this friday!
hows things going well i hope
laters man