Aintree: 4.10
Get your money on Forest Gunner.
I'm usually accurate about these things... or bloody unlucky. I'm still smarting about that bastard Hedgehunter disaster last year. That was so woeful. Only consolation was that Phil had money on Hedgehunter also.
I'm due.
*******
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Had I known that Forest Gunner was being ridden by a bloody woman the money would have been on Hedgehunter in a fucking shot.
ARSEHOLES!
Fuck it, my own fault. Should have made absol-f'n-utely sure before laying down my money. Lesson learned.
Thank Christ this mistake can't be made when betting on the NFL.
*****
While waiting for the national, I decided to rip off COPE's earlier journal entry and twist it up a bit.
This is the absolute last I'm speaking on the next book until I've knocked out the 1st draft. Promise. Kinda.
TEN random things about my next book.
10. It's set in the same universe as my script 'The Dead Devils'.
09. Chapter 1 is about Jenga.
08. It's set in Nevada.
07. One character is named, intentionally, after a former fave NFL player.
06. It's set in the immediate future.
05. One character from 'The Dead Devils' cameos in it.
04. There will be fighting.
03. There will be blood.
02. There will be swearing.
01. There will be a nasty torture sequence.
NINE songs that captures its mood.
09. 'Dobermann' by Tomoyasu Hotei
08. 'Sin City' by AC/DC
07. 'Giant' by Juno Reactor
06. 'This is Not an Exit' by Anthrax
05. 'Robot Rock' by Daft Punk
04. 'Loving the Alien' by David Bowie
03. 'Man with a Harmonica' by Ennio Morricone
02. '2 of Americaz Most Wanted' by 2-Pac and Snoop Dogg
01. 'Crack in the World' by Tito and Tarantula
EIGHT sections of society that I'll probably offend
08. Homosexuals
07. Bikers
06. Politicians
05. Gangsters
04. Police
03. Anarchists
02. Evangelists
01. Your enemies.
SEVEN films that's inspired this.
7. L.A. Confidential
6. All The President's Men
5. The Manchurian Candidate
4. The Warriors
3. A Man For All Seasons
2. Seven
1. Once Upon A Time In The West
SIX books that inspired this.
06. 'Unknown Man #89' by Elmore Leonard
05. 'Uncanny X-Men 341' by Scott Lobdell
04. 'Daredevil: Underboss' by Brian Michael Bendis
03. 'American Tabloid' by James Ellroy.
02. 'Kingdom Come' by Mark Waid
01. 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay' by Michael Chabon
FIVE stupid things that'll stop me writing
05. Counterstrike: Source (I played the round of my life yesterday)
04. Television
03. Journal-surfing at this here site.
02. Shoddy story logic that needs sorting
01. The bloody impossible to ignore mutt whining for no good reason.
FOUR televisual reasons that'll stop me writing:
04. Doctor Who
03. The Contender
02. The new series of Big Brother
01. Non-stop election coverage and political fallout afterwards.
THREE Things I do before writing
03. Have a tinkle.
02. Get some music on the go.
01. Wiggle my fingers above the keyboard.
TWO reasons I'm going to enjoy writing this book.
02. I like the universe.
01. I can swear freely.
ONE reason I'm really going to enjoy writing this book.
01. Atticus Montgomery.
*****
I had this bloody good question to ask but my latest National betting disaster clouds all.
Bah!
Get your money on Forest Gunner.
I'm usually accurate about these things... or bloody unlucky. I'm still smarting about that bastard Hedgehunter disaster last year. That was so woeful. Only consolation was that Phil had money on Hedgehunter also.
I'm due.
*******
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Had I known that Forest Gunner was being ridden by a bloody woman the money would have been on Hedgehunter in a fucking shot.
ARSEHOLES!
Fuck it, my own fault. Should have made absol-f'n-utely sure before laying down my money. Lesson learned.
Thank Christ this mistake can't be made when betting on the NFL.
*****
While waiting for the national, I decided to rip off COPE's earlier journal entry and twist it up a bit.
This is the absolute last I'm speaking on the next book until I've knocked out the 1st draft. Promise. Kinda.
TEN random things about my next book.
10. It's set in the same universe as my script 'The Dead Devils'.
09. Chapter 1 is about Jenga.
08. It's set in Nevada.
07. One character is named, intentionally, after a former fave NFL player.
06. It's set in the immediate future.
05. One character from 'The Dead Devils' cameos in it.
04. There will be fighting.
03. There will be blood.
02. There will be swearing.
01. There will be a nasty torture sequence.
NINE songs that captures its mood.
09. 'Dobermann' by Tomoyasu Hotei
08. 'Sin City' by AC/DC
07. 'Giant' by Juno Reactor
06. 'This is Not an Exit' by Anthrax
05. 'Robot Rock' by Daft Punk
04. 'Loving the Alien' by David Bowie
03. 'Man with a Harmonica' by Ennio Morricone
02. '2 of Americaz Most Wanted' by 2-Pac and Snoop Dogg
01. 'Crack in the World' by Tito and Tarantula
EIGHT sections of society that I'll probably offend
08. Homosexuals
07. Bikers
06. Politicians
05. Gangsters
04. Police
03. Anarchists
02. Evangelists
01. Your enemies.
SEVEN films that's inspired this.
7. L.A. Confidential
6. All The President's Men
5. The Manchurian Candidate
4. The Warriors
3. A Man For All Seasons
2. Seven
1. Once Upon A Time In The West
SIX books that inspired this.
06. 'Unknown Man #89' by Elmore Leonard
05. 'Uncanny X-Men 341' by Scott Lobdell
04. 'Daredevil: Underboss' by Brian Michael Bendis
03. 'American Tabloid' by James Ellroy.
02. 'Kingdom Come' by Mark Waid
01. 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay' by Michael Chabon
FIVE stupid things that'll stop me writing
05. Counterstrike: Source (I played the round of my life yesterday)
04. Television
03. Journal-surfing at this here site.
02. Shoddy story logic that needs sorting
01. The bloody impossible to ignore mutt whining for no good reason.
FOUR televisual reasons that'll stop me writing:
04. Doctor Who
03. The Contender
02. The new series of Big Brother
01. Non-stop election coverage and political fallout afterwards.
THREE Things I do before writing
03. Have a tinkle.
02. Get some music on the go.
01. Wiggle my fingers above the keyboard.
TWO reasons I'm going to enjoy writing this book.
02. I like the universe.
01. I can swear freely.
ONE reason I'm really going to enjoy writing this book.
01. Atticus Montgomery.
*****
I had this bloody good question to ask but my latest National betting disaster clouds all.
Bah!
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you should never bet on a women