Park your decency and childhood memories at the door:
Saw it yesterday. Found it more acceptable than that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (raping a gambler because she lost a gun, I mean really. A smack on the arse and a wag of the finger is plenty sufficient.) Called Egg over to watch it. Five seconds in he sees Kermit with a cigarette in the mouth and disgustedly says 'That's bad'. Not wanting to give the game away I'm supressing laughter for the entire video as his disgust ups and ups and ups. Was classic. Not as classic has his reactions to network Splinter Cell mind you. Those defined Egg. Some class swearing from a man who turned his back on profanity long ago. Profanity has never truly recovered from that loss.
Ye Gods. April. A quarter of the year is gone people. Almost as sickening as that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (whipping a naked woman, tut-tut-tut). Whatever happened to the days of time dragging and stuff taking longer to do and Football Manager took less time to play? I'd complain but life is teh (sic) grand at the moment.
Saw the moon through a telescope, was immense. Didn't see Saturn though which was the whole flipping point of the trip to the old radar base. Heard lots of birds screwing, killing and making sounds like that spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park though. And a few dead rabbits to boot. Bless the old radar base.
Buying a new phone thus eliminating cajoling from the family to get a new one and also screwing up their birthday plan for me (they'd threatened to buy me one for my birthday on general principle which I wasn't having, nope). I love multi-kills.
Thanks to massive incompetence greater than the incompetence I witnessed in that Japanese martial arts film I tried to watch last week (some dude tries to kill the president, twenty cops have him surrounded but the guy gets away -- I mean gosh, even sweary Steven Seagal has standards) my pay rise is down the tubes. Yet the union still wants to ballot us on the deal anyway. Just don't understand it. No I don't. Still with the work I'm doing I'm raking it in so booyah!
Time to shoot Soviet in the head in Black so I can get to the final level on hard and eternally piss off Terry by beating him to Black-Ops mode first. He's promised to kick me in the nuts of I do. Cannot wait...
Argh can't think of cheesy 80's music videos to stick here. That frog!!!
Saw it yesterday. Found it more acceptable than that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (raping a gambler because she lost a gun, I mean really. A smack on the arse and a wag of the finger is plenty sufficient.) Called Egg over to watch it. Five seconds in he sees Kermit with a cigarette in the mouth and disgustedly says 'That's bad'. Not wanting to give the game away I'm supressing laughter for the entire video as his disgust ups and ups and ups. Was classic. Not as classic has his reactions to network Splinter Cell mind you. Those defined Egg. Some class swearing from a man who turned his back on profanity long ago. Profanity has never truly recovered from that loss.
Ye Gods. April. A quarter of the year is gone people. Almost as sickening as that Japanese martial arts film I tried watching last week (whipping a naked woman, tut-tut-tut). Whatever happened to the days of time dragging and stuff taking longer to do and Football Manager took less time to play? I'd complain but life is teh (sic) grand at the moment.
Saw the moon through a telescope, was immense. Didn't see Saturn though which was the whole flipping point of the trip to the old radar base. Heard lots of birds screwing, killing and making sounds like that spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park though. And a few dead rabbits to boot. Bless the old radar base.
Buying a new phone thus eliminating cajoling from the family to get a new one and also screwing up their birthday plan for me (they'd threatened to buy me one for my birthday on general principle which I wasn't having, nope). I love multi-kills.
Thanks to massive incompetence greater than the incompetence I witnessed in that Japanese martial arts film I tried to watch last week (some dude tries to kill the president, twenty cops have him surrounded but the guy gets away -- I mean gosh, even sweary Steven Seagal has standards) my pay rise is down the tubes. Yet the union still wants to ballot us on the deal anyway. Just don't understand it. No I don't. Still with the work I'm doing I'm raking it in so booyah!
Time to shoot Soviet in the head in Black so I can get to the final level on hard and eternally piss off Terry by beating him to Black-Ops mode first. He's promised to kick me in the nuts of I do. Cannot wait...
Argh can't think of cheesy 80's music videos to stick here. That frog!!!
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and who the hell if you dont mind me asking is Bukowski i think its something to do with reading but im ilitirate lol