WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!!
Somehow, somewhere, someway the Egg managed to breach every security convention known to man to hear an excerpt of conversation regarding a prisoner swap between a government official and some terror group. The below is the WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! excerpt transcript:
Terrorist : Do you have Ali 'five fingers'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : What about Bob 'red gun'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : God damn it. No Ali, no Bob who DO you have?
Offical : We uh...
Terrorist2 : Well do they have him?
Terrorist : NO! They say they don't.
Terrorist [to offical] : We called him Ali 'five fingers' because he lost his hand to a land mine.
Offical : What?
Terrorist : He was walking on his hands at the time trying to impress us, it was kinda funny. We all used to mess around with him after that, he became very popular. I used to order him to do something then look at someone else and say "well give the man a hand!".
Offical : WHAT?
Terrorist : Good times...
And then Egg had to bug out. Remember that was a WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!
Man I can wait to read his POOP WARS story now. Here's me still working out my martial arts story and he's steaming through POOP WARS like runny cack through a dystenry sufferer. I hold out hope for the man yet.
I promise never to use the phrase WORLD EXCLUSIVE ever again!!!
In a BREAKING GLOBAL FACT!!! I watched TOP GUN last night. Man that movie is great. The bad-tempered slaphead's in it. There's a guy spills coffee on himself, goes berserk, storms out and walks into a nerd carrying more coffee and gets covered in the stuff. It's genius. F14's vs Migs hah, give me that man's personal disaster anyday. And another thing... I grew up thinking Iceman was a total bastard, but he's not. He's actually a decent guy. Tom Cruise is the right bastard of the film. Sure he has skills but that doesn't mean he's not a bastard. He's a shit, a right shit. The movie should have ended with him flying a cargo load of rubber dogshit to China. Poetic justice it would have been.
This weekend is the (scheduled) filming of LOCHSIDE POKER 2006 - the most kick-ass, up-your-arse, call-a-proctologist-poophole-cause-I'm-balls-deep poker tournament there is on the planet* Ought to be good, the Hindu Cow defends his crown against the cream of the Shetland poker crop (and... no shall resist all temptation to mock the swine even after what he did no me last year, Gizoogle did more damage to his name than I ever could.) While making sure we've got enough tapes to cover it we came across some footage that I wanted destroyed but since it's not as tragic as I remember it, it stays because it's actually funny.
My how time alters perspective because I remember
this being a lot more funny when I first watched it. Now it barely registers a smile. The humour evolution has not been kind to this clip, not at all. It's just not in the league of this.
Enough guff for now. Take it away KENNY!
Highway to the...
Somehow, somewhere, someway the Egg managed to breach every security convention known to man to hear an excerpt of conversation regarding a prisoner swap between a government official and some terror group. The below is the WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!! excerpt transcript:
Terrorist : Do you have Ali 'five fingers'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : What about Bob 'red gun'?
Offical : No.
Terrorist : God damn it. No Ali, no Bob who DO you have?
Offical : We uh...
Terrorist2 : Well do they have him?
Terrorist : NO! They say they don't.
Terrorist [to offical] : We called him Ali 'five fingers' because he lost his hand to a land mine.
Offical : What?
Terrorist : He was walking on his hands at the time trying to impress us, it was kinda funny. We all used to mess around with him after that, he became very popular. I used to order him to do something then look at someone else and say "well give the man a hand!".
Offical : WHAT?
Terrorist : Good times...
And then Egg had to bug out. Remember that was a WORLD EXCLUSIVE!!!
Man I can wait to read his POOP WARS story now. Here's me still working out my martial arts story and he's steaming through POOP WARS like runny cack through a dystenry sufferer. I hold out hope for the man yet.
I promise never to use the phrase WORLD EXCLUSIVE ever again!!!
In a BREAKING GLOBAL FACT!!! I watched TOP GUN last night. Man that movie is great. The bad-tempered slaphead's in it. There's a guy spills coffee on himself, goes berserk, storms out and walks into a nerd carrying more coffee and gets covered in the stuff. It's genius. F14's vs Migs hah, give me that man's personal disaster anyday. And another thing... I grew up thinking Iceman was a total bastard, but he's not. He's actually a decent guy. Tom Cruise is the right bastard of the film. Sure he has skills but that doesn't mean he's not a bastard. He's a shit, a right shit. The movie should have ended with him flying a cargo load of rubber dogshit to China. Poetic justice it would have been.
This weekend is the (scheduled) filming of LOCHSIDE POKER 2006 - the most kick-ass, up-your-arse, call-a-proctologist-poophole-cause-I'm-balls-deep poker tournament there is on the planet* Ought to be good, the Hindu Cow defends his crown against the cream of the Shetland poker crop (and... no shall resist all temptation to mock the swine even after what he did no me last year, Gizoogle did more damage to his name than I ever could.) While making sure we've got enough tapes to cover it we came across some footage that I wanted destroyed but since it's not as tragic as I remember it, it stays because it's actually funny.
My how time alters perspective because I remember
this being a lot more funny when I first watched it. Now it barely registers a smile. The humour evolution has not been kind to this clip, not at all. It's just not in the league of this.
Enough guff for now. Take it away KENNY!
Highway to the...
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and it just for the first film