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argonautgod

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Saturday Aug 19, 2006

Aug 19, 2006
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Praise Jah. I finally get a proper day off, a proper one without having to do anything for work, for the first time in almost a month. Yes. I can finally watch those badly dubbed Godzilla films I got last week. They rule. A bunch of Japs getting smited by a big nasty monster. A fine way to pass the time. Almost. I could be out helping the elderly, raising money for charity and helping the blind. But I'm a shit so they can go whistle. Apart from the blind, may they have flea ridden mutts that lay down in the middle of a busy road while crossing while I'm watching because that's very funny.

This is my attempt to embed a Youtube video in this here blog:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-00JZo-jlyI"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-00JZo-jlyI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Holy shit I almost understood all the HTML. Damn this is like learning French but more fun. In fact the easiest way to make people learn foreign languages is to show them something frigging awesome, like the above scene, but in that foreign language hence creating the desire to learn. That's my theory and bugger me rancid I'm proud of it.

Let's do another:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/249JaIaubVw"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/249JaIaubVw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Gorgeous George. One minute he'll do something that makes you think 'This guy's the shits' then he'll say something that makes you think 'Twat'. Here he does the former.

Right, one more...

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6rGI_fQ0r6Q"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6rGI_fQ0r6Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Wahey!

Nah-Jong rules. I've only played it twice but it frigging rules, especially if you like saying 'pung' and 'chow' or 'kong' although if you say the latter your opponents will likely yell 'c*nt' back. But that's cool. Just show that they're shite.

Now for the litmus test. If the embedding works I go eat. If not I edit and type up some more nonsense, then I eat. It's like my own Opus Dei ritual only less Catholic and sore.

FUCK IT.

Wait what's this 'Youtube' insert...



Moral of the day: Never mock the blind unless they clearly deserve it.

mad Good afternoon mad

VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
mr_zero:
George Bernard Shaw
Aug 19, 2006
vrulovwrath:
Vista is the new Microsoft produst? Heheh...
Blind people are cooler than deaf people.
Aug 21, 2006

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