Slowly but frigging surely I'm recovering from my latest Pro Evo 5 disaster. I beat Brazil 1-0 with the Czechs to win the cup. I'm feeling 'hey, I've got the measure of this game'.
A few minutes ago "Fulham" savage me 3-0. I'm Arsenal. McBride hat-trick. It's shit like this that makes one question what he's doing inside playing Playstation on such a glorious day.
It all calls into my question all the hours I've invested in the game. Frigging the Egg has played the game a fraction of the time I have yet he draws 2-2 with fecking Chelsea.Argh, I'm wasting my life. But I love it so I do. Hence I'm not. But I do feel like Peanut Tillman when Steve Smith decided to athletically rape him rotten in that playoff game last season. Man that was bad. Don't think I was civil to anyone at work the next day. Sickening.
Shit. I'm fecked off now. Bloody Steve Smith. Stupid defensive scheme. Effing John Fox schooling Lovie again.
Man I'm really fecked off. I'm going to listen to some Killer7 music and look at naked women... and play some more Pro evo 5. Shit I LOVE THAT GAME. You have no idea, unless you've played it. If I was going to marry a game i would marry Final Fantasy 7 but Pro Evo 5 would be my mistress. Yes.
A few minutes ago "Fulham" savage me 3-0. I'm Arsenal. McBride hat-trick. It's shit like this that makes one question what he's doing inside playing Playstation on such a glorious day.
It all calls into my question all the hours I've invested in the game. Frigging the Egg has played the game a fraction of the time I have yet he draws 2-2 with fecking Chelsea.Argh, I'm wasting my life. But I love it so I do. Hence I'm not. But I do feel like Peanut Tillman when Steve Smith decided to athletically rape him rotten in that playoff game last season. Man that was bad. Don't think I was civil to anyone at work the next day. Sickening.
Shit. I'm fecked off now. Bloody Steve Smith. Stupid defensive scheme. Effing John Fox schooling Lovie again.
Man I'm really fecked off. I'm going to listen to some Killer7 music and look at naked women... and play some more Pro evo 5. Shit I LOVE THAT GAME. You have no idea, unless you've played it. If I was going to marry a game i would marry Final Fantasy 7 but Pro Evo 5 would be my mistress. Yes.
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vrulovwrath:
Ohh the formula 1. Cool. I wouldn't crash it, instead I'd live right after the race started and I'd keep the car in one piece for me 
Then I'd sell it if it wasn't a ferrari and make alot of money 
Then I'd sell it if it wasn't a ferrari and make alot of money 
mr_zero:
Definately Unforgiven. It was my understanding they were all supposed to be the same guy. If I remembered where I read that I would post a link.