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me: hey dad i like that show house, M.D.
dad: nooooooooo
me: what do you mean no
dad: tell me your joking
me: no i like house
dad: i would rather you watch gay porn
me: WHAT!
dad: do you know what house is chris, do you
me: no what
dad: its the same fucking episode every time, EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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THEY ARE GREAT. THANK YOU TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO HAS EVER LET ME TOUCH THEM. GIRLS YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA TAXING ME TO DEATH AND YOUR SHITTY JOB MARKET I WOULD LOVE YOU, BUT MY $83 CLEAN AIR TAX BECAUSE I DRIVE A TRUCK. FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA YOU HAVE BURNT DOWN ALL THE BRIDGES THAT I LEFT. I USED TO LOVE YOU CALIFORNIA BUT YOU HAVE DONE ME WRONG, ONE TO MANY TIMES. I CAN NOT TAKE IT ANY MORE. I HOPE...
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HELP i need a ride to anchor bar tomorrow. my truck is in the shop. i will put in for gas!

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