Dad: "Dan, I have to warn you that your mother is completely out of control right now. She's normally irrational--which is something that comes with the package--but this is worse... She's like a nuclear bomb. Be ready."
Me: "Roger. Thanks, Dad."
Moving Day is gonna be fun. I hope someone toasts my headstone when I'm gone.
Me: "Roger. Thanks, Dad."
Moving Day is gonna be fun. I hope someone toasts my headstone when I'm gone.
anger_frog:
I don't think your headstone will fit in the toaster; will the hair dryer be all right?
velocity:
God, I hate to think what happens when your mother is out of control. I'll have my fingers crossed, and perhaps I'll build a gigantic toaster.