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I have a new kitten. He's tested. He's healthy.

My little Tsunami.
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aralia:
re: the turkey sandwich entry on Olivia's journal:

What??!? Okay, is that stupid, ignorant, well-intentioned, or just, i dunno, pure dumb??
bryn:
why thank youkiss i AM sensative to that situation. [sometimes a little too much] when i worked at the shelter, it always made me livid to see the animals treated poorly. i actually threatened a guys life for turning in a dog hed said was a horrible mutt, who really wasnt, and was obviously beaten. grr!
mmm... snickerdoodle coffee.... need coffee....
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Okay, let's try this again. Sunday we will go to a real shelter with tests and everything and see if they have a little guy for us.

However, I am totally woozy from kitty tragedy, so if any of you have kitties and webcams, avoid dangling them mockingly in front of the screen. Freaking Nala video! I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

On a...
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bryn:
awwww. kitty tragedyfrown so sad. no kitty speak from now on.
im not computer savvy enough to post a link to my book, though it should be on the instantpublishers website portfolio.
oh! i was trying to remember the name of the cafepress website! thank you!
my best friend wants me to come out to a party tonight to try to meet new people, but i am really broke. her boyfriend stepped on my oozy foot last night, ripping it open, and therefore forcing me to catch a cab which ended up costing $11 eeek which was my party money. now i have $4. cant do much with that.
the only problem with me going out in public alone is that i look very unapproachable [mad face, headphones] but its to deterr things like the druggie with no septum who asked if he could touch my boob yesterday. [i told him to suck my dick. that made him leave] the city doesnt do much good for social skills. it makes you not ever want to talk to anyone. plus, i dont give out my phone number. too many problems with that in the past. PLUS, im really shy. believe it or not.
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Crap. Kitten has FIV, Feline Leukemia, conjuctivitis, and terminal cancer.

Put kitten to sleep.

Fucking awful mood.

robot
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bionicfemme:
I'm sorry about the kitty. frown

Things will get better...I promise.
isobel:
oh honey. i'm so sorry... and after what happened to the last kitty... frown i'd invite you over to play with my kitten to sheer you up if i could...
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Yesterday I answered an ad for a kitten!

I found a gray kitten with a gray nose!

He is right now at the vet's getting checked out!

I hope he doesn't have FIV!

KITTEN!

miao!!
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The source of my username is a long story that has surprisingly little to do with actual squid. An injoke that nobody here knows. So instead of explaining it to you, I am going to pretend I actually hate squid and present reasons why you, a member of the SG community, ought to be an anti-squid person yourself.

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Antisquid Mantra #1

No matter if...
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bryn:
i love it! yay! im so antisquid now [except for the occasional calimari]
bryn:
its coffee that you add cinnamon to the grounds before you brew, and cream and sugar after. check out TNS_Superstars page. i won an award for itbiggrin
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Sooooooo sleepy! Waaaaugh!

I will go take my go-go vitamins in an effort to snazz up.

robot

AS
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wendy1:
haha yes, thats him
bionicfemme:
I need go-go vitamins!!! Where do I get some?
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I bruised THE HELL out of my tailbone about a week and a half ago, and it's not getting much better. And it's such an awkward bio-hazard that it is beginning to occupy my thoughts. I do not have time for you, tailbone! Bugger off!

I have also discovered that telling your friends you thought the Matrix sequel was lame is a good way to...
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My girlfriend likes the Black and White sets. More, er, please!

Also if everyone could get elaborate Powerpuff tattoos like Mia, they wouldn't necessarily be better for it, but my girlie would say "that's a wise girl" a little more often.

Endeth transmission.

AS
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Laziest weekend of all time! Very little done in the way of anything other than movies and video games. I don't really care though, as the day job is about to take over and the writing is doing well.

I thought the new Matrix was lame as hell. Oh well.
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isobel:
oh. my. god! how did you ever write something that fits me so well? that is sooooo fucking great i'm going to have all my friends read it. and i'm going to save it to my computer. and print it out and wallpaper my apartment with it.
lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove
bionicfemme:
Yeah, my PSone saves my ass during these long desk shifts. And the boss can't tell me to put it away because I say it's, *ahem* a "laptop." lolololol.

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It's all interconnected, motherfuckers.

Punk means nothing because no matter what, it's anti-authorty and nobody needs labels. But I got into this shit because I was weak. I wanted to feel in control, I wanted to feel like a child: expressive and powerful.

And it got to be more. I saw peace in the anger, I saw catharsis and sweet release for my negativity. I...
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The cable modem is back, and with it comes a maritime anti-squid pic. Enjoy!
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isobel:
oh goodness! you are a pirate!
*insert obligatory booty joke*
i luuuuurve you! kiss
bionicfemme:
Ok, you officially rule, me love you long time.

I love your pic. DAMN THE MIGHTY KRAKEN!!!!! mad

Are you allergic to squid? Or are they just gross?
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Retarded!

While I was on vacation, they did a "spring cleaning" of cable service in my apartment. This means no more free cable and my cable modem is turned off. The company doesn't know how they fucked up our internet connection, and there is little hope of restoration of our TV, so who the fuck knows when I'll get internet or TV again. Right now,...
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