Why didn't someone tell me Nothing Painted Blue made a song about their love of office supplies? Oh, Frank Bruno. I would assume we would be made for each other if you hadn't written a love song using the dreaded hypodermic needle as a metaphor. I hate needles! But I LOVE office supplies. I go into Office Max, and I get a girl boner. Okay,...
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estrada:
I look at entries with or without pictures... but I can't read. 
waldo_____:
Nice bulbul 
I've been invited to "indulge in the modern martini experience." I don't know what that means, but if it DOES mean free booze, like I think it does... I am so there. The event is apparently in support of the Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS. That's a mouthful. Oh my god, the acronym is DIFFA, as in, "I beg to DIFFA." Awesome.
Fortunately, the DIFFA...
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adjunct:
Last time I was invited to participate in the modern [alcoholic beverage] experience, I showed up ten minutes early to some scotch tasting and was turned away because they were already filled up. And not with scotch.
The fireworks here are held over the Art Museum, which is the dead center of a neighborhood bordered by a river, a freeway, and a bunch of parkways you can't drive on. Nobody goes to the fireworks anymore.
The fireworks here are held over the Art Museum, which is the dead center of a neighborhood bordered by a river, a freeway, and a bunch of parkways you can't drive on. Nobody goes to the fireworks anymore.
lemonkid:
Let me know how you find the "modern martini experience."
Yay! I win! What did I win? Gay porn! Everyone's a winner when the prize is gay porn! (I should warn you about that link: cocks ahoy! Yeah, I think the dicksucking makes it not safe for work.)
So, the second caption is mine, the Highlights one. I'm so clever.
My back hurts. Goddamn girl trouble. I'm going to go lie down and watch some...
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So, the second caption is mine, the Highlights one. I'm so clever.
My back hurts. Goddamn girl trouble. I'm going to go lie down and watch some...
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earplug6947:
we started rewatching F&G.
you know who also started rewatching F&G?
JIMI HENDRIX!
i'm glad you are now a "+" audioscrobbler user.
you know who also started rewatching F&G?
JIMI HENDRIX!
i'm glad you are now a "+" audioscrobbler user.
earplug6947:
catnip him!
So, I graduated last Friday.
And just a few hours ago, at midnight, I viewed my grades online because I am a nerd and knew that they would be posted as soon as both the little hand and the big hand reached 12. And, y'know what? I fucking rule.
Course Title Dept. Course
Number Grade Credit Quality
Points
Load Attempt Earn
PREVIOUS TOTALS --> 105...
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And just a few hours ago, at midnight, I viewed my grades online because I am a nerd and knew that they would be posted as soon as both the little hand and the big hand reached 12. And, y'know what? I fucking rule.
Course Title Dept. Course
Number Grade Credit Quality
Points
Load Attempt Earn
PREVIOUS TOTALS --> 105...
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lithium_picnic:
you nailed the chair, they shot the video in my warehouse. good eye 
lemonkid:
Darling, whatever happened to a song a day?
I had the last final of my undergraduate career yesterday. Afterwards, I went out with Lolly, Beta, Vida, and Darling for pancakes at IHoP. And yes, those are all their real names. Don't ask. I had chocolate chip pancakes with a whip cream smiley. I hadn't had that since I passed my driver license test at 17.
But on Monday! On Monday, I saw Kimya...
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estrada:
I like you, you are funny.
sinnerman:
i must interject here. *i* have been playing punk ukulele for over a decade now - and i wasn't the first! there are a number of ukulele players who embody the punk ethos.
http://www.myspace.com/oliverbrown
http://www.myspace.com/oliverbrown
I'm going to see Kimya Dawson perform at Sweat Records tonight. You're jealous.
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cheech:
I think I'm ignorant, is what it is
speaking of biking, I should go do that
speaking of biking, I should go do that
stillbreathing:
You've never been complimented on your profile pic? I think it's great. Very simple, but...great. I don't know. I just like it. 
"He was talkin' on his cell phone in a movie theater! He had it comin'!" Those words just came out of my mouth. And he deserved it. And more. Dickwad.
Okay. Okay. So I went to New York a couple weeks ago. And then I caught a cold on the plane coming back, so I was out of commission. And I have to write a...
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Okay. Okay. So I went to New York a couple weeks ago. And then I caught a cold on the plane coming back, so I was out of commission. And I have to write a...
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batattak:
I love you for that Firefox tweak.
tarqu1n:
I'm glad you found my set amusing...
I'm glad you found my set amusing...I'm leavin' on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again...
Oh, wait! I totally do. I'll be leaving tomorrow for Miami International Airport at 6:30 am. And I will return late Saturday. I'm spending SPRING BREAK in New York City. Wait, excuse me. I have to go play "I Happen To Like New York" by Judy Garland because I am a...
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zaksmith:
>It went pretty well. She's... still my type. Soft butch.
picks out the wine for you?
>How do you feel about Tim Hawkinson?
he is not the enemy and is occasionally even good. this is glowing praise coming from me.
>I need to transcribe the interview a little bit. Give me some >time.
NO!!!! I MUST HAVE MY OWN EXPERIENCE REFLECTED BACK AT ME IMMEDIATELY TO MAINTAIN THE INSIDE-OUT DISCO-GLOBE WORLD I'VE CREATED FOR MYSELF! MUSH! MUSH!
not
>I caught a cold on the germobile jet.
what's that?
picks out the wine for you?
>How do you feel about Tim Hawkinson?
he is not the enemy and is occasionally even good. this is glowing praise coming from me.
>I need to transcribe the interview a little bit. Give me some >time.
NO!!!! I MUST HAVE MY OWN EXPERIENCE REFLECTED BACK AT ME IMMEDIATELY TO MAINTAIN THE INSIDE-OUT DISCO-GLOBE WORLD I'VE CREATED FOR MYSELF! MUSH! MUSH!
not
>I caught a cold on the germobile jet.
what's that?
estrada:
Ain't no mountain high enough Miss Toaster.
You were my first friend on SG.
You were my first friend on SG.
Apparently, my brother or father told some Jehovah's witnesses or something that he didn't believe in God. So they came back to bother ME. And I told them, "Well, now, I'm agnostic. So I'm open to the IDEA of God, but I have a paper to write at this moment, so if you'll excuse me." And then I closed the door, because shutting the door...
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whiskeyfightpit:
The new Dionysus comp "Just destroy everything in sight" is pretty rompy stompy...some Japanese dudes covering Radio Birdman is a pleasant surprise when I'm in the Mopin' Morrissey moods. Check it out if you haven't yet.
I trust you've gotten the new Antony & The Johnsons right? I can't even talk about it right now. I'm still at the "I wish I was gay and sad and had a voice like that" mode. It's one of those disks you run through five times a day.
I trust you've gotten the new Antony & The Johnsons right? I can't even talk about it right now. I'm still at the "I wish I was gay and sad and had a voice like that" mode. It's one of those disks you run through five times a day.
st_expedite:
I really need to work "cram it sideways" into more conversations. That was a perfect response to Mr. Stirfry.
Last week, I observed a flock of migrating red-breasted robins making a stopover in the LC parking lot at my school. I heard them before I saw them. There were probably around one hundred of them. They filled the trees and drank from the puddles left over from the early morning rain. It was quite a sight, especially when some latecomers divebombed the ground. They...
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oryx:
happy happy birthing day!
bpatrick:
Happy birthday...