I am not a Grammar Nazi (TM). I am a Grammar Superheroine.
I just need an outfit, some theme music, and a commanding, awe-inspiring Super Voice. Seriously, that last detail cannot be overlooked. How many superentities mumble and lose their trains of thought?
I could also use a sidekick or Super Pet.
Hmmm . . . perhaps an owl? Owls get associated with cerebral stuff a lot. Maybe that's too pretentious. I do think I ought to have something unusual, though. Wombat, perhaps?
My students would be horrified if they knew what I did instead of grading their essays. Wait . . . essays!
Five minutes on the job and I've already been derelict in my duties.
I just need an outfit, some theme music, and a commanding, awe-inspiring Super Voice. Seriously, that last detail cannot be overlooked. How many superentities mumble and lose their trains of thought?
I could also use a sidekick or Super Pet.
Hmmm . . . perhaps an owl? Owls get associated with cerebral stuff a lot. Maybe that's too pretentious. I do think I ought to have something unusual, though. Wombat, perhaps?
My students would be horrified if they knew what I did instead of grading their essays. Wait . . . essays!
Five minutes on the job and I've already been derelict in my duties.
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Man, I don't think I could ever teach again: the disinterest of most students and the distress of giving poor marks were too much for me. Hell, I've had just about all that I can take of students' pissy attitudes from working in a library, and I only work with the public 15 or so hours per week.