I was just going to do one of my general bitch rants, but something in particular in eating at me. Recently a rabbit dug a hutch in one of the flower beds and promptly multiplied in her new home. The bunnies that make their home on my property never bother the flowers or crops, so they're a welcome fluffy site during the warm months. My wiener dog enjoys chasing them; she's far too fat and stubby to catch them, so I think the rabbits are humoring her at this point.
Anyway, my bastard welfare neighbors have a life goal of attaining as many dogs as possible, and allowing them to roam freely along the neighborhood as a cheaper alternative to actually feeding them. They chased away mother rabbit, and then dug up the hutch. The result was dirt clods and baby bunny bits all over the flower bed. I have sworn blood vengeance on these bastard welfare dogs, as they have denied me bunny happiness through their wanton slaughter. Normally I'd call the Humane Society to come pick up the dogs, but they've given up on trying to teach our inbred neighbors the error of their ways. So I'll have to settle for shooting them in the ass with a pellet gun until they learn to roam elsewhere...I hate this place.
Anyway, my bastard welfare neighbors have a life goal of attaining as many dogs as possible, and allowing them to roam freely along the neighborhood as a cheaper alternative to actually feeding them. They chased away mother rabbit, and then dug up the hutch. The result was dirt clods and baby bunny bits all over the flower bed. I have sworn blood vengeance on these bastard welfare dogs, as they have denied me bunny happiness through their wanton slaughter. Normally I'd call the Humane Society to come pick up the dogs, but they've given up on trying to teach our inbred neighbors the error of their ways. So I'll have to settle for shooting them in the ass with a pellet gun until they learn to roam elsewhere...I hate this place.
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squidproquo:
the neighbors or the dogs? either way, you have my staunch support.
cambria:
he said if we can make it through this, then we'll be able to accomplish anything afterwards.