i am the luckiest man alive! after two bars and like ten beers last night, i was driving to logans to pass the hell out. aparently i ran a red and got pulled over. i was so obviously drunk and the dood asked me if i knew why he was pulling me over and i had no idea. thats a dead give away of being drunk right there. so he takes my ID and comes back a few minutes later. the cop hands me my ID and tells me that im lucky that some lady was trying to knock over the white castle down the street!!!! how fucking amazing is that?!?!? man i should have gone straight to 7-11 and bought a loto ticket. oh and before that laura had punched me in the head a bunch in the same spot over and over again so my face was all swollen like quazi moto. lesson learned is all i got to say.
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~Natalie
you know what else i am? lucky.
i won a free VIP pass to the best club ever. for every saturday. they do say we are lucky and it is true!
xo
sunny