Alright, I have to confess...I went to the Bar meeting and we both agreed to start me working again....like nothing happened. Apperently the problem was me slaping women's asses (Boring!!!!...anyone who knows me....my ass-slap is like the a lighting clap from Zues "crack!")..and lil' 'oh brother' bullshit. Needless to say, I got a lot of hugs and "glad your back"'s and "these other bouncers have no personality" and "your the hottest bouncer"...mmm...ok, I put that in but it was on the tip of their tongue.....Only problem, no fights...blahhh. One was happening outside and I started taking of my head set and radio and the new Manager and head bouncer says "what are you doing?" and say " gonna break it up"...."there's no fight when I'm working...." okkkkk......well, we'll see how the summer works out.
So, this fast has made me the most BORING person alive, no drinking Martini's, no coffee in the morning, no whatever my list of things I get to enjoy:
-sea sallt with warm water
-Squeezed lemon juice, pure maple syrup and Cayenne peper
-peppermint tea
-Senna tea...if you have to ask..mmmmm...don't
-and my fav., your fav.,......WATER.....
ok, I'm cheating in one lil way. Twice a day, I drink a half portion portien shake with Stable l-Gluatimine.just because I'm still working out, lighter, controled slightly higher reps and upped my Cardio. Now you would think that I would be more sluggish. Scary enough, the oppisite, makes me feel like I could jog a 20 miles. Problem with that is of course....you have to jog those 20 miles back, or hitch a lift, which is always embaressing {kinda like my spelling}
What am I listening...My Rat Pack Collection. Finished Dean" The Man" Martin, anevening in Roma....and as we speak, The Candy Man himself Sammy Davis Jr., O-shoo-be-Do-be....I swear to Christ...it's true
So, this fast has made me the most BORING person alive, no drinking Martini's, no coffee in the morning, no whatever my list of things I get to enjoy:
-sea sallt with warm water
-Squeezed lemon juice, pure maple syrup and Cayenne peper
-peppermint tea
-Senna tea...if you have to ask..mmmmm...don't
-and my fav., your fav.,......WATER.....
ok, I'm cheating in one lil way. Twice a day, I drink a half portion portien shake with Stable l-Gluatimine.just because I'm still working out, lighter, controled slightly higher reps and upped my Cardio. Now you would think that I would be more sluggish. Scary enough, the oppisite, makes me feel like I could jog a 20 miles. Problem with that is of course....you have to jog those 20 miles back, or hitch a lift, which is always embaressing {kinda like my spelling}
What am I listening...My Rat Pack Collection. Finished Dean" The Man" Martin, anevening in Roma....and as we speak, The Candy Man himself Sammy Davis Jr., O-shoo-be-Do-be....I swear to Christ...it's true
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Kisses
Yummy protien shakes, some of them are really good actually, some make me wanna hurl so bad. Ive found wheat grass shots to be rather good though. There fairly putrid actually but well, whatever works I guess.