Stolen from Noir's journal:
And I stole yhis from softreply
1.What is your first name? Andreas
2. What is your middle name? Edouard Tsege
3. What is your favorite color? black
4. What is your favorite film? just saw Kung-Fu Hustle..man, since i do Kung-Fu, It rocked me ass
5. Coke or Pepsi? err...yuck
6. Chips or Pretzels? beer nuts, if I'm toooooo loaded
7. How old were you for your first kiss? preschool,as a kid in Holland, at a Halloween party at 6
8. First date? nice Jewish girl named Mariam, and Red Lobster
9. What is your favorite food? they crap i don't make...pleassse
10. What do you do in your spare time? errrr..let's say my shoulder hurts......or someone esle'd does...hehe
11. On Friday nights I ... bounce but not in the last 2 months
12. Tea or coffee? raspberry flavored
13. I drive a ... frick fuck all for now..agghh
14. How many pets do you have? G-d...none
15. What are they? my roommates Dog Tiaga...nice kid..lil' hairy
16. Their names are ... Tiaga, Russian for Tundra, we live in Yellowknife, NT, CA....Northern Canada
17. Married or single? single
18. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? indoor..i go camping and the first question is..."so where do i PLUG this in?"
19. I wash my hair...twice a week or i dry out faster then a 80 year old hooker at the Beth-Shalom Old Age Home
20. Solid or spray deodorant? Jesus, you fuckin' hippies...solid
21. For me makeup consists of ... the 80's, the cure and no pictures to prove it....and the straightening iron....for my hair, you pigs!!
22. Thong or full back? no..comment..
23. Giving or receiving? both if my mouth does it right...that is sooooooooooooooooooooooowrong
24. Ice cream or Popsicles? fatty that
25. I always say...the word" actually" in front of and at the end of *deep thoughts* sentences
26. When I am alone I like to ... see answer ten
27. My favorite body part is ... my..."it'll fit baby" penis
28. The first thing I notice on other people is ... their eyes...porfessional habit
29. Tits or ass? TITS..NIGGA PLEASE
30. One day I would like to travel to ...Sparta Greece, well... the area
31. If I no one was looking I would ... jesus, people...answer 10, what do you want from me
32. My current crush is ... not you. Unless it is.
33. How many brothers and sisters do you have? three half-brothers I never get to see.
34. What languages do you speak? Dutch, French and English
35. What is typically in your purse? my wallet in case I'm stopped by the cops
36. Heels or boots? ok...lets relax...i'm easy going...but fuckin' relax
37. My natural hair is .. browm with a lil' white
38. I hate it when ...stupid people talk to me... like voters for the NDP....Canadian Moment
39. If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... my...this is tough
40. And the one thing we all want to know... is that I'm really smarter then you thin and if you think I'm smart..I'm actually smarter then that...oh..and i'm humble...HA!
still this, it was fun
And I stole yhis from softreply
1.What is your first name? Andreas
2. What is your middle name? Edouard Tsege
3. What is your favorite color? black
4. What is your favorite film? just saw Kung-Fu Hustle..man, since i do Kung-Fu, It rocked me ass
5. Coke or Pepsi? err...yuck
6. Chips or Pretzels? beer nuts, if I'm toooooo loaded
7. How old were you for your first kiss? preschool,as a kid in Holland, at a Halloween party at 6
8. First date? nice Jewish girl named Mariam, and Red Lobster
9. What is your favorite food? they crap i don't make...pleassse
10. What do you do in your spare time? errrr..let's say my shoulder hurts......or someone esle'd does...hehe
11. On Friday nights I ... bounce but not in the last 2 months
12. Tea or coffee? raspberry flavored
13. I drive a ... frick fuck all for now..agghh
14. How many pets do you have? G-d...none
15. What are they? my roommates Dog Tiaga...nice kid..lil' hairy
16. Their names are ... Tiaga, Russian for Tundra, we live in Yellowknife, NT, CA....Northern Canada
17. Married or single? single
18. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? indoor..i go camping and the first question is..."so where do i PLUG this in?"
19. I wash my hair...twice a week or i dry out faster then a 80 year old hooker at the Beth-Shalom Old Age Home
20. Solid or spray deodorant? Jesus, you fuckin' hippies...solid
21. For me makeup consists of ... the 80's, the cure and no pictures to prove it....and the straightening iron....for my hair, you pigs!!
22. Thong or full back? no..comment..
23. Giving or receiving? both if my mouth does it right...that is sooooooooooooooooooooooowrong
24. Ice cream or Popsicles? fatty that
25. I always say...the word" actually" in front of and at the end of *deep thoughts* sentences
26. When I am alone I like to ... see answer ten
27. My favorite body part is ... my..."it'll fit baby" penis
28. The first thing I notice on other people is ... their eyes...porfessional habit
29. Tits or ass? TITS..NIGGA PLEASE
30. One day I would like to travel to ...Sparta Greece, well... the area
31. If I no one was looking I would ... jesus, people...answer 10, what do you want from me
32. My current crush is ... not you. Unless it is.
33. How many brothers and sisters do you have? three half-brothers I never get to see.
34. What languages do you speak? Dutch, French and English
35. What is typically in your purse? my wallet in case I'm stopped by the cops
36. Heels or boots? ok...lets relax...i'm easy going...but fuckin' relax
37. My natural hair is .. browm with a lil' white
38. I hate it when ...stupid people talk to me... like voters for the NDP....Canadian Moment
39. If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... my...this is tough
40. And the one thing we all want to know... is that I'm really smarter then you thin and if you think I'm smart..I'm actually smarter then that...oh..and i'm humble...HA!
still this, it was fun
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I agree that it could have been handled with more finesse (eg. not chopping people's farms in half), but the country is at war - and manners traditionally go out of the window in such circumstances.
Personally, I think the whole three state solution is dumb. There are always going to be fanatics who want to launch suicide bombs, so there will always be draconian security measures.
It was a big mistake for us Brits to have given 79% of the Palestine mandate to a tribe of Arabs brought in from Saudi.
If they'd given the Palestinians sole rights to everything on the East of the River, given the Jews sole rights to everything on the West of the River and given the Hashemites some land to the North East or South West of today's Jordan, I don't think we'd have had as many problems.
It's just a shame that world opinion ignores the history and demands that the new Palestine be created out of land held by israel. Meanwhile Jordan, with a huge, spacious, underpopulated country gets a free pass.