ananthropoid

Today I realized that I have something to feel lucky about.
I feel lucky to KNOW that I'm physically and probably socially unappealing to the opposite sex. It makes me feel free of doubts as to whether or not someone thinks I'm attractive. It makes it so I don't have to think, "Hey! I wonder if I have a chance with this really beautiful girl?!"
...because I already know the answer. It's "NO! " And I feel lucky that I'm not half-decent looking, because I do not have to worry about what side of decent/indecent looking I am.

It does put me off when I get the 1 in a billion comments about how I'm not bad looking, or the one in 6 billion comments about how I'm actually good looking, because all of a sudden, I'm all like, "Hey WOAH-Man!... Did you forget to rub the vaseline from your eyes this morning?"

then they're like, "Vaseline?"
And I'm like, "yeah... TURKEY!...VASELINE!"

Then they say, "oh yeah..." while they wipe the vaseline from their eyes, and continue to say, "Aw man!... YOU'RE NOT UGLY... You're not even FUGLY! you're OOOOOGLY!"

and I step back with a smug look on my face that looks all like , and I say, "WELL DUH!"

Then I ask if the person wants to make out...

And the person says yes .

Cuz despite my ugliness, people can't resist making out with me after they've realized how stupid they were from not wiping the vaseline from their eyes...

Aww man... writing this down made me think of something else...

What if their are girls out there that dig really ugly guys with horrible personalities?!!! FUCK! Now I gotta live with this insecurity until someone tells me it's okay.

I wanna pet monkey ... and a pig and a chicken and a pirate and a bucket of vomit and a brown eye I mean blackeye.

This site is awesome. Watch Eric do some crazy emotions! It's way cool.