amorpheus

Today's Etiquette Lesson:

If you're in an awkward social situation, don't stick around to try to find a way to ameliorate it, particularly if you are an awkward person to begin with. It will only get more embarrassing.

For instance, if you're chatting up a stranger at a bar and things seem to be going well - she's easy to talk to and laughs at some of your jokes - and then one of your friends comes up to the bar and the two of them start kissing, the only graceful way to handle that is to move to another state, change your name, undergo extensive plastic surgery, and for God's sake don't write about it online.

...fuck...