Those of you who attend the In The Flesh Reading Series may have recently seen me seen me there reading a short story. For those of you who missed it, someone was there to videotape it.
WARNING: One of the above links contains depictions of me reading erotica.
I'm considering getting into the world of erotic literature. It's just like regular literature, except with more synonyms for "penis." With a good thesaurus, I'm there. Besides, I already have some erotic short stories almost ready for publication. I just need to change the details in some of my slash fiction so that comics publishers can't sue me.
My Harley/Ivy stories already work if instead of super-villains, you just assume that they're really kinky. The Guido/Jamie stories require some explanation as to why there are three other guys also named Jamie, but that's not insurmountable. For the Northstar/Wildchild stories, I may have to remove any reference to Canadian espionage or - even better - I'll just change "Canada" to "Belgium" and take out every instance of the word "eh."
Maybe I could allay suspicion by mixing and matching the couples...
WARNING: One of the above links contains depictions of me reading erotica.
I'm considering getting into the world of erotic literature. It's just like regular literature, except with more synonyms for "penis." With a good thesaurus, I'm there. Besides, I already have some erotic short stories almost ready for publication. I just need to change the details in some of my slash fiction so that comics publishers can't sue me.
My Harley/Ivy stories already work if instead of super-villains, you just assume that they're really kinky. The Guido/Jamie stories require some explanation as to why there are three other guys also named Jamie, but that's not insurmountable. For the Northstar/Wildchild stories, I may have to remove any reference to Canadian espionage or - even better - I'll just change "Canada" to "Belgium" and take out every instance of the word "eh."
Maybe I could allay suspicion by mixing and matching the couples...
Guido was a strong guy. He was into bodybuilding and all of his muscles were large and well-developed (all of them). He was beloved of Dr. Quinn, who was a bit of a clown - a real joker.
Wow! This practically writes itself!
Guido's muscles tensed as Harley delicately ran her hand down his spine. He couldn't restrain himself any longer. He grasped Harley by the shoulders and threw her roughly onto the bed. Harley smirked playfully. "Slow down there, big boy," she said as she reached down under the bed and pulled out the rubber chicken.
The next scene kind of assumes that everyone finds rubber chickens as sexy as I do, which, if I remember anything from my Women And Gender Studies courses, they totally do.