DEEP OBSERVATIONS ON LIFE
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy
"I think that's how Chicago and Detroit got started. Bunch of
people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime...
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."
--Jeff Foxworthy
"I think that's how Chicago and Detroit got started. Bunch of
people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime...
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This is an e-mail I got from a buddy of mine, its so good I just had to share... (My personal favorite is number 1)
Subject: Theoligical Questions
Dear President Bush,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage....
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Subject: Theoligical Questions
Dear President Bush,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage....
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shicawgo:
ok....can you answer my questions or you don't want to?
prettydeadgirl:
that is awesome 
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
--Drew Carey
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God ---- and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare...
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--Drew Carey
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences..... He thought he was God ---- and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare...
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iggy:
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
my thoughts exactly. I always wanted either a bakc up band or a dj to follow me around and play whatever song popped into my head and was approproate for the moment.
could be handy at times....especially when the evil sounding fore warning of danger music is laying..that way i could avoid bad situations all together.
my thoughts exactly. I always wanted either a bakc up band or a dj to follow me around and play whatever song popped into my head and was approproate for the moment.
could be handy at times....especially when the evil sounding fore warning of danger music is laying..that way i could avoid bad situations all together.
so my uncle who has been battling cancer for about a year and a half died saturday. I was watching an old Sherlock Homes movie when I got the call. I have to go down to Iowa on thursday and the funerual is on friday. I'm going to miss him, he was like something out of the those old 1950s TV families. The best description...
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shicawgo:
I'm sorry about your uncle. 
I'm sorry about a lotta stuff.
I'm sorry that everything got fuct up. I'm sorry that you don't believe in destiny. I'm sorry about the house and I'm sorry that time wasn't an option and I'm sorry that you thought I am something that I'm not. You deserve the because's instead of even though's too you know. Definite because's just mean a lot more to me than struggling even thoughs... And I had to break it on down too many times for there to be enough because's....I NEED the because's. Between the whole painting thing and the pressure and the pressure and the ultimatums was just too much too fast too soon and I'm sorry that you don't wanna talk anymore and I'm sorry that you don't wanna be friends.... and again I'm sorry about your uncle.
I'm sorry about a lotta stuff.
I'm sorry that everything got fuct up. I'm sorry that you don't believe in destiny. I'm sorry about the house and I'm sorry that time wasn't an option and I'm sorry that you thought I am something that I'm not. You deserve the because's instead of even though's too you know. Definite because's just mean a lot more to me than struggling even thoughs... And I had to break it on down too many times for there to be enough because's....I NEED the because's. Between the whole painting thing and the pressure and the pressure and the ultimatums was just too much too fast too soon and I'm sorry that you don't wanna talk anymore and I'm sorry that you don't wanna be friends.... and again I'm sorry about your uncle.
I'm being declined because of a decision I have made. The bitch of the mater though is that I haven't made the decision. What am I talking about? Glad you asked. Let me give you an anology that might shed a bit of light on the subject. A man is trying to aquire a painting. The painting has been verbally described to him, and he...
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iggy:
he can't truly love the painting. Not until he has seen it. Its like sayingyou love a book if you only read the back cover. He can;t love it till he sees it, like you can;t love thebook until you read it.
shicawgo:
Everything happens for a reason.
ok this one is a stumper, and it will be the last one quote I do for a while.
"He wants how much?... He's dreaming."
Well I leave in about 3 hours for the airport, then I'm gone until thursday. Have fun without me
"He wants how much?... He's dreaming."
Well I leave in about 3 hours for the airport, then I'm gone until thursday. Have fun without me
shicawgo:
Happy New Year 
No one will ever get that quote...it could be from a hundred movies! No fair.
Hope bout this one.... "Them yankee boys keep store hours, they ain't open yet."
Knowing what/who you like I think you should get it.
Safe travels friend.
No one will ever get that quote...it could be from a hundred movies! No fair.
Hope bout this one.... "Them yankee boys keep store hours, they ain't open yet."
Knowing what/who you like I think you should get it.
Safe travels friend.
One more day until I leave for Texas... hmm... that reminds me of a song. Name the musical I'm thinking of to win a prize
I'm leaving for the airport before dawn on saturday morning, its going to be a long NYE for me. I won't be back until friday or saturday next week, so don't have fun without me.
I'm leaving for the airport before dawn on saturday morning, its going to be a long NYE for me. I won't be back until friday or saturday next week, so don't have fun without me.
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ambrose03:
the song is from a musical, name the musical. on of the lines is "one more mile until I get to....."
shicawgo:
Chatahoochie? Santa Fe and the something or other this or that....???? I'm close right????
yay
look what I bought a few mins ago
4 u
[Edited on Dec 31, 2004 5:25AM]
yay
look what I bought a few mins ago
4 u
[Edited on Dec 31, 2004 5:25AM]
ok boy and girls, the answer was Naked Gun 33 1/3 - The Final Insult (1994)
since there were no winners this time around, we shall have the prize carry over to the next quote...
"I hope you don't screw like you type"
since there were no winners this time around, we shall have the prize carry over to the next quote...
"I hope you don't screw like you type"
"I was having an affair, I swear!"
name the movie and win a prize
name the movie and win a prize
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ambrose03:
incorrect
shicawgo:
Not Teen Wolf.....Not Back to the Future.....comedy, tv show, trilogy....I've been racking my brain....and you're sure it's not Teen wolf?
By the by I'm home....I left early....Make me smile?
[Edited on Dec 29, 2004 1:51AM]
By the by I'm home....I left early....Make me smile?
[Edited on Dec 29, 2004 1:51AM]
Run Away Train
Suicide Is Painless
The Freshman
Hurt (Johnny Cash version)
Javert's Suicide
Family Portrait
30 Minutes
Torn
How You Remind Me
Livin' On A Prayer
I'm With You
It's My Life (No Doubt version)
Tourniquet
They
"... when I'm feeling sad, I think of a few of my favorite things, then I don't feel so bad..."
Suicide Is Painless
The Freshman
Hurt (Johnny Cash version)
Javert's Suicide
Family Portrait
30 Minutes
Torn
How You Remind Me
Livin' On A Prayer
I'm With You
It's My Life (No Doubt version)
Tourniquet
They
"... when I'm feeling sad, I think of a few of my favorite things, then I don't feel so bad..."
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shicawgo:
can we be friends?
shicawgo:
Hi hunny