Ok, I've come to the conclusion that there's two sides to me. The happy, absurd, silly James and the depressed, cynical, mean James. I should give them each thier seperate names and start treating them as seperate entities. Perhaps if I keep it up, they'll actually seperate into different personalities. Then I can have happy James kill depressed James. Depressed James doesn't really deserve to live anyways, he just makes other people feel bummed out. Or I could just make a little online comic about them. Too bad I suck at drawing.
robotsatemyhair:
You could always go with photoshopped stick figures. They're stark and impersonal qualities would allow you to present yourself, and your two sides, in a detatched and almost surgical precision.